Luciano Barbera tells you to s*ck it

voxsartoria · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by Schorsch

It's like I've suddenly gone from "virtual pimp" to "virtual trophy wife." It's a little jarring.

Late breaking news for you, smalltimer: you're no trophy.

But then, you knew that.

- B

aj_del · Nov 6, 2010

WHat shoes were those in the video being polished ? Thins being a big timer thread I am guessing AE seconds.

voxsartoria · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by aj_del

WHat shoes were those in the video being polished ? Thins being a big timer thread I am guessing AE seconds.

Go feed your elephant and pick up logs, okay?

Thanks.

- B

Schorsch · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

Late breaking news for you, smalltimer: you're no trophy.

But then, you knew that.

- B

Is the word "virtual" confusing to you?

Try this:

You are a "virtual celebrity."

voxsartoria · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by Schorsch

Is the word "virtual" confusing to you?

Try this:

You are a "virtual celebrity."

Lucy offers this roll of the finest toilet tissue, made at his old mill, on which you may wipe your smalltimer tears.

There, there now...it's gonna be alright. I promise.

- B

Bull · Nov 6, 2010

I remember the good ol' days, when voxy spoke in his own voice, not that of the writer of fuckyeahmenswear. Blind imitation, I think we can all agree, is one of the ultimate hallmarks of small timerism, on the same par as green label "Lauren" suits and Kenneth Cole shoes.

voxsartoria · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by Bull

I remember the good ol' days, when voxy spoke in his own voice, not that of the writer of fuckyeahmenswear. Blind imitation, I think we can all agree, is one of the ultimate hallmarks of small timerism, on the same par as green label "Lauren" suits and Kenneth Cole shoes.

You're on the right track, but not quite there.

But you've earned your biscuit for the day.

How are your "ooops" coming along? Did you send away for the self-guided instruction kit?

- B

Bull · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

You're on the right track, but not quite there.

But you've earned your biscuit for the day.

How are your "ooops" coming along? Did you send away for the self-guided instruction kit?

- B

I did. Your wife hand delivered it. Service with a smile, as they say *insert big timer emoticon*

ljrcustom · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by Bull

I did. Your wife hand delievered it. Service with a smile, as they say *insert big timer emoticon*

-LR

blackbowtie · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by lasbar

They polished them with champagne?

If not, they're small timers...

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but if I heard right, I thought Luciano Barbera was saying something about putting some kind of jam on the shoe to help clean it...

bellyhungry · Nov 6, 2010

Playing golf with two gloves, interesting...

mmkn · Nov 6, 2010

All that luxury and they can't afford sterile separate left right surgical gloves instead of those cheap "one mold" plastic ones?

tsk, tsk, tsk . . .

- M

lasbar · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by Bull

I did. Your wife hand delivered it. Service with a smile, as they say *insert big timer emoticon*

Ouch....

Dewey · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

They're rich selling stuff to the poor. Oldest bigtime game in town, clown.

- B

So Lucy is the Italian Ralph Lipschitz?

Mr. Moo · Nov 6, 2010

Originally Posted by Bull

I did. Your wife hand delivered it. Service with a smile, as they say *insert big timer emoticon*

To quote nii: shots fired!

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