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I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

HgaleK

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Originally Posted by otc
Disaster doesn't have to be all bad.

I mean...if ex was basically out of the picture, how much do you care if she leaves the picture again after you bone a few times?


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**** its going bad already. Saw the ex today, asked flat out if she could give me a blow job because she said she wanted to be **** buddies and I got punched in the face a couple of times, had my hands clawed up and slapped a few times before I restrained her. I guess I don't know the proper etiquette for **** buddies, but there wasn't enough *******. Just before this I had to bring her to an actual mental hospital for for therapy.
 

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oh, jesus. Just walk away, man. Don't look back.
 

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Originally Posted by fuji
**** its going bad already. Saw the ex today, asked flat out if she could give me a blow job because she said she wanted to be **** buddies and I got punched in the face a couple of times, had my hands clawed up and slapped a few times before I restrained her. I guess I don't know the proper etiquette for **** buddies, but there wasn't enough *******. Just before this I had to bring her to an actual mental hospital for for therapy.
So, if I've got this right: Take girl to mental hospital Girl says she wants to blow you You lean back with big ass grin She proceeds to stick her fist in your mouth as hard as she can I think I saw a porno like this once
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**** buddy/friends with bennies relationships never work out. They are inherently unstable. One of two things will happen: someone will get hurt, or you will end up together.
 

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Originally Posted by unjung
**** buddy/friends with bennies relationships never work out. They are inherently unstable. One of two things will happen: someone will get hurt, or you will end up together.
+.5 While I wouldn't say it has ever truly worked out, it can happen with minimal damage. I have been on the hurt side and had it be more of a brief "ah that sucks" followed by a "that was fun while it lasted"...that being said, I have also been on the other side and it was clear that the other person was NOT happy the way things went. In summary, it can totally work so long as you aren't the one that ends it (helps if you are more of an emotional black hole
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) so dive in and bone away. edit: the part where the other person ends it is fine as long as you didn't actually fall for them and want to end up in the together category. Since we are talking about exes here (and crazy ones at that), I imagine that trap can be easily avoided once you remember why you gtfo'd in the first place
 

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Originally Posted by fuji
**** its going bad already. Saw the ex today, asked flat out if she could give me a blow job because she said she wanted to be **** buddies and I got punched in the face a couple of times, had my hands clawed up and slapped a few times before I restrained her. I guess I don't know the proper etiquette for **** buddies, but there wasn't enough *******. Just before this I had to bring her to an actual mental hospital for for therapy.

Rough sex is amazing.
 

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Originally Posted by fuji
Ex started messaging me on fb yesterday saying how much she misses and wants her old life back. And that she's going to therapy now. I tell her I miss her too, but I don't want a relationship, she suggests **** buddies. Now I ******** her and her friend. This turned out well.

RED FLAG!!! RED FLAG!!!!
 

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Originally Posted by unjung
**** buddy/friends with bennies relationships never work out. They are inherently unstable. One of two things will happen: someone will get hurt, or you will end up together.


same difference
 

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Well ****. It looks like I'm gonna do it tomorrow. ****'s been feeling wrong on and off for a while now, and tonight didn't help. Nothing in particular, just a bunch of small ****. I'm not looking forward to doing this, and feel like ass. I was confident that our friendship would survive a breakup, but now I'm just kind of sick. Will be interesting to see what happens. I feel kind of stupid about the necklace that I gave her (money that I didn't have), but don't wanna get bitter now because I'll just be a dick and ruin any chance of us having a relationship after the breakup. Just rambling now. Modestly drunk. ****. Smart move on my part to talk to sytle forum instead of doing it tonight. fml
 

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Originally Posted by HgaleK
Well ****. It looks like I'm gonna do it tomorrow. ****'s been feeling wrong on and off for a while now, and tonight didn't help. Nothing in particular, just a bunch of small ****. I'm not looking forward to doing this, and feel like ass. I was confident that our friendship would survive a breakup, but now I'm just kind of sick. Will be interesting to see what happens. I feel kind of stupid about the necklace that I gave her (money that I didn't have), but don't wanna get bitter now because I'll just be a dick and ruin any chance of us having a relationship after the breakup. Just rambling now. Modestly drunk. ****. Smart move on my part to talk to sytle forum instead of doing it tonight. fml

You'er going to wake up tommorow and feel really stupid about this. Drunk rambling
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Originally Posted by fuji
**** its going bad already. Saw the ex today, asked flat out if she could give me a blow job because she said she wanted to be **** buddies and I got punched in the face a couple of times, had my hands clawed up and slapped a few times before I restrained her. I guess I don't know the proper etiquette for **** buddies, but there wasn't enough *******. Just before this I had to bring her to an actual mental hospital for for therapy.

More subtlety prease. Next time, what you do is invite her over to "hang out" and just shoot the ****, a momentary lull in conversation means jam that tongue down her throat.
 

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every time i log on facebook, i see pics of her ,being the facebook whore that she is with the new guy. at least she is somewhat reminded of me every time she logs in since i took her current profile pic.
 

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