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Sf: Asap! Whats My Play!

Macallan9

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Dont you have a meat locker with hanging hooks for jusy this sort of situation?
 

tagutcow

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Your chances of ********** are greatly improved if she believes she has already (consensually) had sex with you.
 

Matt

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Originally Posted by tagutcow
Your chances of ********** are greatly improved if she believes she has already (consensually) had sex with you.
if and when tagutcow ever has sex, feel free to take his advice.
 

Eason

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Originally Posted by Matt
if and when tagutcow ever has sex, feel free to take his advice.

zing! Play him off, Johnny!
 

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Damn, I got owned. How do I even get to a situation where I find myself drinking all night with an 8.5/9 in the first place?
 

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I should have SF make plays for me in the future.
 

Joffrey

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OP, DO NOT listen to anyone except Matt (he's in a different timezone) that responded to your questions so early in the morning.

Simple play is, make out, let her pass out. In the morning make plans to hang out again.
 

J Darnielle

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Originally Posted by Jodum5
OP, DO NOT listen to anyone except Matt (he's in a different timezone) that responded to your questions so early in the morning.

Simple play is, make out, let her pass out. In the morning make plans to hang out again.


This is what I did.

Move her to the bed. Sleep beside her, but basically fully clothed, hands to yourself...move over and kiss her in the morning and make your move then.
This is terrible advice. Do you really think she's going to **** me when she's all hungover and disgusting-feeling?
 

Matt

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welcome to the friend zone. enjoy it. life is nice there. she can tell you about all the guys she ***** that aren't you.
 

MetroStyles

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Does Connemara have a brother we did not know about?
 

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Why the **** would you say to a girl "I won't try to **** you" and then expect to be able to **** her. You obviously are one of the poor souls on this earth with less game than me (also known as the Tagutcow club). I hope you enjoy being her ***** for the rest of your life.
 

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Why the **** would you say to a girl "I won't try to **** you" and then expect to be able to **** her. You obviously are one of the poor souls on this earth with less game than me (also known as the Tagutcow club). I hope you enjoy being her ***** for the rest of your life.

Might as well have gone in with "Hi, I'm gay and will buy you lots of drinks and then yuo can comfortably sleep at my place with no need to do anything with me, how does that sound?" Surprised she did not invite the other guy over to your crib.
 

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Why the **** would you say to a girl "I won't try to **** you" and then expect to be able to **** her. You obviously are one of the poor souls on this earth with less game than me (also known as the Tagutcow club). I hope you enjoy being her ***** for the rest of your life.

Originally Posted by edmorel
Might as well have gone in with "Hi, I'm gay and will buy you lots of drinks and then yuo can comfortably sleep at my place with no need to do anything with me, how does that sound?" Surprised she did not invite the other guy over to your crib.

I actually completely disagree. Now, given the way he said it (probably desperately to get her to stay), it doesn't work.

But saying "look, we aren't ********** tonight, just want you to be clear on that now" is a great ******* line. However, it usually only works after things have already gotten hot at the bar and you have at the very least made out. Doesn't really work if you are being a safe & friendly omegamale.
 

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ya, I'm with MS on that. It's a great line to deceive and establish comfort with a girl before you completely decimate that trust. But anyhow, ya, OP was nice enough to make that offer AND deliver upon it, and so now, he is the proud new owner of One Slightly Used But Fully Trusting Female Friend.
 

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Why the **** would you say to a girl "I won't try to **** you" and then expect to be able to **** her. You obviously are one of the poor souls on this earth with less game than me (also known as the Tagutcow club). I hope you enjoy being her ***** for the rest of your life.

I assumed that "I wont' try to sleep with you" meant they'd be staying up all night.
 

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