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Five sheets is not enough - the official clean ass thread
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Monaco
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scrunching the paper is just a waste, when I was a kid I used to wrap it around my hand like 10 times, wipe it once and throw it away. Now that I'm older and more frugal, I try to get as many wipes as I can from a 3 sheet fold.
BTW, it's not weird to look at your poop when you're done. I like to congratulate myself on a job well done after wards.
BTW, it's not weird to look at your poop when you're done. I like to congratulate myself on a job well done after wards.
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scrunching the paper is just a waste, when I was a kid I used to wrap it around my hand like 10 times, wipe it once and throw it away. Now that I'm older and more frugal, I try to get as many wipes as I can from a 3 sheet fold.Originally Posted by Monaco
BTW, it's not weird to look at your poop when you're done. I like to congratulate myself on a job well done after wards.
just dont shake the hand you just wiped with
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**** I was going to do the first reply in this thread but I am glad I waited, I love it. Every forum goes through this stage, and I am sure others have to.
How many sheets?
Standing or sitting?
Scrunch or fold?
Front to back or back to front?
Shower or no shower?
Touch the toilet seat or hover?
What will really tickle your fancys later is when someone asks if guys pee with their balls in or out of their underwear. Hilarity ensues!
How many sheets?
Standing or sitting?
Scrunch or fold?
Front to back or back to front?
Shower or no shower?
Touch the toilet seat or hover?
What will really tickle your fancys later is when someone asks if guys pee with their balls in or out of their underwear. Hilarity ensues!
Monaco
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**** I was going to do the first reply in this thread but I am glad I waited, I love it. Every forum goes through this stage, and I am sure others have to.Originally Posted by Cognacad
How many sheets?
Standing or sitting?
Scrunch or fold?
Front to back or back to front?
Shower or no shower?
Touch the toilet seat or hover?
What will really tickle your fancys later is when someone asks if guys pee with their balls in or out of their underwear. Hilarity ensues!
it has to be balls out...just sayin...
stevester1
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What will really tickle your fancys later is when someone asks if guys pee with their balls in or out of their underwear. Hilarity ensues!Originally Posted by Cognacad
Over the fence or through the gate?
mundieTRAINS
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On a side note - favorite wiping hand?
I literally cannot wipe ****** with my left hand. Can't find the target
I literally cannot wipe ****** with my left hand. Can't find the target
brad-t
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We are cheap bastards.Originally Posted by word
Also, why the **** do you guys take showers after a ****. wtf? Do you squeeze your ass cheeks together while dropping a turd so it smears all over yourself? Or do you have a wild jungle of ass hair that catch dingleberries every time? Please tell me that your internal clock just times your ***** to happen before your already routine shower.
ahahahahahahah
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The biggest **** I ever took reared itself above the toilet water almost half a foot, so I took a picture of it and showed it to my friends at work. I was really proud of myself.Originally Posted by CrazyJew
post it!
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The biggest **** I ever took reared itself above the toilet water almost half a foot, so I took a picture of it and showed it to my friends at work. I was really proud of myself.Originally Posted by CrazyJew
was it kosher?
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