This is about to be the bachelor party from hell.

Originally Posted by tagutcow

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http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?ketamine
yup. I had some e that had some ketamine in it, and it knocked me on ******. Woke up on my living room floor, I'd kicked furniture around, left the place wide open, knocked over my shoe rack, and gotten back together with my gf without realising any of it. Evil evil ****.

when i married my wife she made some rules for me too that i was happy to follow. it doesnt say anything about my manhood or anything just means this is what works in our marriage. i allow her to take charge in some areas in my life that she deems she needs to rule in and that is fine. it's a case by case situation and we cant just go ruling out that one is a ***** and will divorce eventually. it is not my case.[/quote]




Was she your first girlfriend too?

feel bad for you man

when i married my wife she made some rules for me too that i was happy to follow. it doesnt say anything about my manhood or anything just means this is what works in our marriage. i allow her to take charge in some areas in my life that she deems she needs to rule in and that is fine. it's a case by case situation and we cant just go ruling out that one is a ***** and will divorce eventually. it is not my case.

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You let your wife-to-be control your bachelors party? That's very near the upper end of the things that a wife should not be controlling. I'm not sure what areas (if any) would be left for you to take charge in if that is the case.

Originally Posted by Nantucket Red

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Stripped the car of anything that could be traced back to me and abandoned it.

Serial number??

Originally Posted by Matt

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blah blah blah..Really hard to get in Vietnam..blah blah blah

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She may be able to give you some.

I'd feel very tempted to pressurise my relative into going against his bride's wishes, regardless of whether it jeopardised our relationship in the short term. As has been established throughout this thread, I'd feel a bit iffy with my friend's wife imposing those ridiculous rules. What is the ******* moral objection to smoking cigars as a one-off? How could she possibly see this as her right?

First you have to understand that fun can be had camping. With a **** ton of booze, food and, pending your friend's discovery of his balls, drugs - you will have fun. I'm more a fan of stimulants but, if it fits the bill, shrooms/acid are an option. Not sure of the practicality of hiring strippers in a remote location, but if possible it could be superb. Admittedly, I'd always prefer something urban, but beggars can't be choosers.

Originally Posted by bigboy

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She may be able to give you some.

I recall, from another forum, that it was actually ketamine. But damn, what does it matter? Whatever that was, it would have destroyed her.

So wtf happened?

Originally Posted by TheD0n

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So wtf happened?

+1

Originally Posted by JesseJB

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1. Hes starting with the "Its my day so I say we are doing _______" crap. And that crap is "camping."
View Brokeback Mountain. See above. Realize his definition of "camping". Break off friendship. Alternatively you can relive Brokeback followed by a, "No ****". Either way, you're both homos.

Nothing yet. Wedding's not til April. But he's holding strong in his lame convictions.

Oh but heres one thing: the funnest guy in the wedding party is being deployed to Afghanistan and has been replaced by a fundie Christian. Isn't that just special?

Originally Posted by JesseJB

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Nothing yet. Wedding's not til April. But he's holding strong in his lame convictions.

Oh but heres one thing: the funnest guy in the wedding party is being deployed to Afghanistan and has been replaced by a fundie Christian. Isn't that just special?

Get in contact with 2-3 of the guys who will want to have a good time. And hijack the party. Let the groom/bride-to-be plan w/e lame **** they want. You plan a party on the same day. Jump in a van, making sure you're in the van with the groom, and go to your party instead of his.

or .. don't go.

Update:

Bachelor party will be in Vancouver. Bachelor is now okay with "waitresses at the party" which I take as codespeak for "dude help me."

There are about 10-15 of us going. It will be in early April.

Originally Posted by Matt

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K is terrible ****.

K is child's play. Fast-acting, short duration, no after-effects.

Originally Posted by JesseJB

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Update: Bachelor party will be in Vancouver. Bachelor is now okay with "waitresses at the party" which I take as codespeak for "dude help me." There are about 10-15 of us going. It will be in early April.
Strippers: http://www.brandislounge.com/about.htm The whores are down on the 4th floor: http://www.theswedishtouch.com/services.html You're welcome.

Originally Posted by R-H

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Strippers:
http://www.brandislounge.com/about.htm

The whores are down on the 4th floor:
http://www.theswedishtouch.com/services.html

You're welcome.

Recently attended a stag in Vancouver that was an enjoyable **** show, and included a stop at Brandi's.

The Roxy was a brilliant choice for one night. People are very open minded there.