Big A
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I don't get the "if you are under 30, dump her" thing. Is there an age cut-off after which you can no longer get laid? Have we finally realized the ageist society depicted in Logan's Run, except that your balls, as opposed to your whole self, report to the Sandman? Here's a better rule of thumb. If she sucks (and based on your description, your girl sucks) dump her. Absent undisclosed circumstances (she's obscenely rich, she's the best **** on the planet, you're in WV and she's your cousin), I'm not sure why this is even a question. Even a blind hog occasionally roots up an acorn - you'll get laid again - I promise.
Sounds like your buddy might want to re-allocate his mental resources, from "being funny" to "having a clue." Reminds me of that line from Fight Club: "How's that working out for you, being clever?" A lot of guys mistake pain-in-the-ass-ness for attractiveness. I've never understood why.
OP, let me give you a real life example of why you should probably abort: I've got a friend who is one of the wittiest people and best writers I've ever known . . . .
Sounds like your buddy might want to re-allocate his mental resources, from "being funny" to "having a clue." Reminds me of that line from Fight Club: "How's that working out for you, being clever?" A lot of guys mistake pain-in-the-ass-ness for attractiveness. I've never understood why.