R. Kelly is writing his memoirs

edinatlanta · Jan 7, 2010

I thought this was funny...

"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php

oneeightyseven · Jan 7, 2010

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Thomas · Jan 7, 2010

I think I'll wait for the film adaptation.

unjung · Jan 7, 2010

This guy is like the Michael Vick of RnB. Minus dogs.

Mr. Moo · Jan 7, 2010

Originally Posted by edinatlanta

"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, urine, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

FTFY

Joe Cool · Jan 7, 2010

I wonder how much time he'll spend outlining and emphasizing the fact that he's a no talent hack, pedophile complete douche bag?

Still wouldn't read

texas_jack · Jan 7, 2010

If he details sex with Aliyah I'll read it.

Artisan Fan · Jan 7, 2010

Possible Titles:

Jailbait: My Journey Into The Youth of America

Jesus Juice: Proven Dating Strategies Using the Michael Jackson Method

Chocolate Starfish

**** & Ass But No Talent

JayJay · Jan 7, 2010

Originally Posted by edinatlanta

I thought this was funny...

"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php

He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write?

Artisan Fan · Jan 8, 2010

Originally Posted by JayJay

He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write?

Duh, ghostwriter.

JayJay · Jan 8, 2010

Originally Posted by Artisan Fan

Duh, ghostwriter.

Of course, but isn't this a bit ironic for a guy who is illiterate. He won't be able to read his own book. His book signing tours should be quite interesting.

thekunk07 · Jan 8, 2010

"rainmakers"

Originally Posted by Artisan Fan

Possible Titles:

Jailbait: My Journey Into The Youth of America

Jesus Juice: Proven Dating Strategies Using the Michael Jackson Method

Chocolate Starfish

**** & Ass But No Talent

Artisan Fan · Jan 8, 2010

Originally Posted by thekunk07

"rainmakers"

The Swede · Jan 8, 2010

Originally Posted by edinatlanta

I thought this was funny...

"I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, sweat and other bodily fluids. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php

Fixed

nootje · Jan 8, 2010

R. Kelly, "bed time stories for teenage girls" ?

R. Kelly is writing his memoirs

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