Your definition of a chunky girl?

gilwood · Dec 1, 2009

Someone was trying to set me up recently and I told him I wasn't into chunky girls. He said what's chunky? So my reply was:

From 5'0" at 100 lbs, add 4 lbs for every inch of height. Subtract 2 additional lbs for every cup size above A. Anything above that weight is chunky.

For instance, The current girl I'm seeing is 115 lbs, 5'4" and a D cup (Very lopsided) and not chunky!

grundletaint · Dec 1, 2009

if the ***** is fat,
the ***** is fat.
don't need no arithmetic
to see dat.

Thomas · Dec 1, 2009

Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.

Joffrey · Dec 1, 2009

Double chin, wings, folds, a gut.

scarphe · Dec 1, 2009

with a waist larger than mine.

intent · Dec 1, 2009

This will not end well . . .

thekunk07 · Dec 1, 2009

anything bigger than an 8

CDFS · Dec 1, 2009

Originally Posted by Thomas

Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.
And here is a formula for great leggs. Now, you'll know for sure if you (should) like 'em.

JohnGalt · Dec 1, 2009

Originally Posted by grundletaint

if the ***** is fat,
the ***** is fat.
don't need no arithmetic
to see dat.

qft

Dakota rube · Dec 1, 2009

What if she is blue-collar?
Does that change the formula?

Thomas · Dec 1, 2009

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

What if she is blue-collar?
Does that change the formula?

This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?

AntiHero84 · Dec 1, 2009

Muffin-Top.

The_Jar · Dec 1, 2009

more cushion for the pushion

BDC2823 · Dec 1, 2009

Originally Posted by Thomas

This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?

Given these conditions with one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel, I think the amount of baggage one is willing to overlook would increase dramatically.

Would you rather drive a broken down Pinto for a few months if it meant that you were then given a Lamborghini when the Pinto bit the dust? Or would you rather drive a low mileage Corvette for a few years knowing that you don't get dick once it gets old, weathered, and the engine stops working?

AntiHero84 · Dec 1, 2009

Originally Posted by The_Jar

more cushion for the pushion

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