Crate vs. Farinelli: The Official Jeans Thread

AR_Six · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by somatoform

Do me a favor and wear them walking through Toronto. You'd be doing this nation a great service.
I would but I put them on and sat down to watch some wimbledon highlights, and now I'm a paraplegic

mulansauce · Jun 28, 2009

Dopey, just don't let her buy pants made in America. My mom has a pair and after wearing them for a week, the rivets fell off and she had to have a hysterectomy.

skunkworks · Jun 28, 2009

grundleholes are next-level ass perforations for summer cooling on the buttocks.

somatoform · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by JD_May

I would but I put them on and sat down to watch some wimbledon highlights, and now I'm a paraplegic

So you'll be perma-sitting through the entire contest... great lap fades and honeycombs.

dopey · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by Teger

I dunno if you are trolling tho dopey, but if you actually took her to 45rpm and she bought an outfit, and then you posted pictures, that would be the coolest thing in the world
Not trolling. She really liked the denim on the CvFs. She liked the fit as well, but the denim stood out and she asked if they made women's jeans, too. As you may have guessed, we are not a denim family. My last jeans purchase was made maybe 20 years ago and were standard old-school shrink-to-fit Levi's 501s. She buys $19.99 jeans from the gap every few years just to have a pair around. But if she likes the denim, I think it would be cool for her to have a pair, though getting her to go six months without washing them will be interesting. I can't imagine her buying a complete outfit at 45rpm, but if I can get here there (and I will try), I promise I will let you know what she gets. But there is no chance of my ever posting her picture on a website.

TyCooN · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by dopey

But there is no chance of my ever posting her picture on a website.
Does she look that bad?

mulansauce · Jun 28, 2009

She is probably just one of those weird women that doesn't want strange men on a clothing forum scrutinizing her body.

TyCooN · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by mulansauce

She is probably just one of those weird women that doesn't want strange men on a clothing forum scrutinizing her body.
or maybe he's not proud enough of her to show her off

mulansauce · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by TyCooN

or maybe he's not proud enough of her to show her off

You realize that you are now required to post a photo of your girlfriend or wife (should she exist).

AR_Six · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by mulansauce

She is probably just one of those weird women that doesn't want strange men on a clothing forum scrutinizing her body.
Yeah apparently these girls do exist, I posted some tasteful shots of a friend of a friend online, and she got really mad. Something about not knowing there was a camera in the showerhead? Crazy ******* girls, take the damn compliment.

dopey · Jun 28, 2009

I am as god made me, and my shame is strictly my own:
NSFW

dv3 · Jun 28, 2009

way to not break character dopey, im very impressed

mulansauce · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by dopey

NSFW

NSFW? Really? I don't want to work somewhere where that photo is taboo.

dopey · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by dv3

way to not break character dopey, im very impressed
Can you see the fourth wall? I can't.

th0rbahn · Jun 28, 2009

Originally Posted by JD_May

I would but I put them on and sat down to watch some wimbledon highlights, and now I'm a paraplegic

did you actually get yours or is this merely a tale

can't wait to expand my grundles to the point you can put a fist through each

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