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Has a Piece of Clothing ever Gotten you Laid?

GucciKid

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I had my first direct experience with this wonderful occurence last Sunday. I was out at the bar with a number of new co-workers and started chatting up one of the hostesses where I work (I work part-time at a restaurant) and I started telling her how into fashion I was. She's actually the first girl I've ever told about StyleForum. I think I must have said I belong to a forum of guys who talk about clothing on the internet. I didn't mention anything about WAYWRN because that might have been kind of creepy.

Anyways I started talking about my outfit and I brought out a piece of game I'd been thinking about trying out for a while now. I was wearing my RL Darlton cordovan penny loafers and asked her if she could guess what my shoes were made out of. I then proceeded to tell her that they were made from a horse's ass. She got a real kick out of that and then I went on to tell her how most guys wear horribly ugly shoes and about cordovan and how long it lasts and how it has a nice deep sheen unlike the corrected grain that most douchebags wear. She then proceeded to tell me how she always buys the most expensive shoes, she said upwards of $150 dollars which I laughed at on the inside like when someone tells me proudly that they buy Hugo Boss but I didn't care too much what she had to say anyways. She was obviously quite impressed by this and started hitting on me throughout the night which doesn't happen all that often.

Needless to say she took me home and when I got up in the morning I asked her if she had a shoe horn because I didn't want to damage the heels of my wonderful shoes.

Thank you SF! All this money and time and taking pictures of yourselves and posting them for other guys on the internet can pay off!
 

chuckseabreeze

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Originally Posted by GucciKid
... how it has a nice deep sheen unlike the corrected grain that most douchebags wear...

Right. I think you are missing the point.
 

wmmk

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Originally Posted by GucciKid
She was obviously quite impressed by this and started hitting on me throughout the night which doesn't happen all that often.

Yeah, I wonder why...
 

GucciKid

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Haha I am not trolling. This is a true story and I am wondering if anyone has a similar story to share.
 

Davidko19

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needs pics of the girl or it didnt happen. Facebook her.

Ive had instances where it was a conversation and girls drooled over an article I wore, but I just blew it off and played it cool - not show her up with my knowledge of horses ass.
 

JKB

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My calatrava has not been the sole reason, but has started conversations with girls which have resulted in bedroom gymnastics. I'd like to think that my personality had something to do with it, but who knows.
 

CDFS

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It sounds like you had an interesting conversation...
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ysc

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Originally Posted by Davidko19
Ive had instances where it was a conversation and girls drooled over an article I wore, but I just blew it off and played it cool - not show her up with my knowledge of horses ass.


+11!!1
 

js4design

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depends... does it count if you actually ******** with an article of clothing?
 

Zenny

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Chicks dig my GUCCI square toes.
 

barims

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"Many times. With ladies"
 

ZON_JR

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Originally Posted by GucciKid
Needless to say she took me home and when I got up in the morning she asked if I had a shoe horn because she needed something bigger and stiffer.


Fixed.
 

Sean Archer

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I dunno what's wrong with these other guys. Probably too old to get it up anymore. It's great when you get tail because of your efforts in sartorial excellence. Well done, trooper. Just hope you were a gentleman afterwards.
 

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