Vote for Foof! Mafoofan enters Esquire's Best Dressed Real Man contest

Originally Posted by Teger

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How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?

Merman Pop! Merman!

Originally Posted by Teger

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I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.

I often hear the same words from gay men. Sometimes they give me alcohol too but it tastes funny.

Originally Posted by Teger

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How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?

I've gotta get inside. I'm shvitzing like a shmedrik with all these lights

Originally Posted by edmorel

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I've gotta get inside. I'm shvitzing like a shmedrik with all these lights
You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Originally Posted by Teger

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You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

I want to do something meaningful with my life Maury. I have deeper thoughts on my mind. The other day I was thinking about volunteering to help teach underpriviledged children to learn how to read. And just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience I've ever had.

I Vote Foof, but he's a cellar dweller in the "most viewed" list. SoCal is in the top 20 based on views, Brad is somewhere after that.

I thought you were a boy.

It's all about this dude
http://www.esquirebdrm.com/profiles/2728

who's that?!?!?

This dude is very slick:

http://www.esquirebdrm.com/profiles/3125

Originally Posted by idfnl

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STOP THE PRESSES

Best abuse of the pocket square:

http://www.esquirebdrm.com/profiles/3135


heyyy... i know him. He runs the davidoff shops in manhattan. He is always nicely dressed. A little too gaudy for the iGents at SF, but always looks good.

Mafoofan,

I took some of the images in this thread,
and just did some simple cropping to illustrate what I meant by my earlier comment about photo composition.
You will notice, I basically cropped out endless portions of sky or streets.
In one image of you standing in a park, there was a tree growing out of your head.
I cropped that tree out.
In another shot of you walking towards camera, I cropped out the shoe in forefront,
because it looked too big, but left the other shoe, so the viewer can see a shoe.

Basically, I am saying this:
FIRE THAT PHOTOGRAPHER.
Get someone else to photo you, because whoever is taking these shots now,
either needs to go, -OR- learn some basics of photography.

I wish you lived in Toronto, because I could take stunning shots of you.
From here all I can do is crop.
But at least you will see composition changes,
by cropping out all the damned city,
YOU become the focus.

I left 3 of the shots UNTOUCHED, as they were perfectly composed & framed.
Again, best of luck in the competition.

well being that Nexus has ignored my posts I will reply with: your gay. . .. but he will never kno w

Originally Posted by fcuknu

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well being that Nexus has ignored my posts I
will reply with: your gay.
.
.. but he will never kno
w

+1

I'm on his **** list too....

Originally Posted by Nexus6

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Some big improvements there, although personally I liked all the dead space in the first photo. Quite dramatic.


PS - to the Foo, Sorry if I've caused some sort of unholy Mafoofan haters conference as a result of the pics I posted. I still think some of them look great. They're reposted off saved copies as I think they make great style inspirations. Nexus might have some points about the angles though...

What Foof removed his profile already? I can't access it anymore.