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Contest: youarematt!
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This thread turned out less creepy than I had hoped.Originally Posted by dopey
Give it time.
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Give it time.Originally Posted by iammatt
It takes a certain amount of time to collect enough pubic hair for alternative application, so I agree with you.
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It takes a certain amount of time to collect enough pubic hair for alternative application, so I agree with you.Originally Posted by voxsartoria
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Real pros harvest.
Also, haven't seen any sperm ties yet...I'm disappointed.
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Real pros harvest.Originally Posted by polar-lemon
Also, haven't seen any sperm ties yet...I'm disappointed.
I'm wearing a sperm tie today:
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^^^Originally Posted by Baron
So not Matt. Seriously.
Obviously.
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This is the creepiest thing on the Internet.Originally Posted by Connemara
Pot-emara, don't call the kettle creepy.
Things I learnt about iammattOriginally Posted by Holdfast
- his wardrobe is very, very different from mine - it was a major stretch to even come up with this very vague approximation.
Isn't that sort of part of the point? It forces you to think about and combine your clothes in a different way and requires you to understand how someone else thinks (or doesn't, as the point was made) about dressing. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery...
I think it's a really strong effort H.F.
PS - I plan on delivering a sperm tie later this week...
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matt's khaki would have been shorter and wrinkled! That's one of his trademarks, no?Originally Posted by Maharlika
Just to be absolutely clear: the sperm tie photograph above is NOT a contest entry. It is simply a photograph with a sperm tie in it.
I already threw down my contest photo: the patch pocket solid suit and striped blazer.
Top that, dorkwads.
Consciously putting together an iammatt "look," while a premise of this contest, is simply breathing my fumes. I deliver without even trying.
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Top that, dorkwads.Originally Posted by voxsartoria
You must have missed my green Muppet coat ...
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You must have missed my green Muppet coat ...Originally Posted by DocHolliday
Aren't you just passing off an iammatt photo as yourself?
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We're all missing the requisite Iammatt components to pull this off. Iammatt and every other forum member wears patch pocket tweed jackets and two-inch cuffs.
No blue chambray shirts and no patterned linen squares = auto-fail.
No blue chambray shirts and no patterned linen squares = auto-fail.
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