Wow, didn't think my pants would cause such a stir! They're actually incredibly comfortable, and what might've appeared to be a testicle was just an odd crease from the faux-whiskers, which I will iron out ASAP. Girls at school dig thuper tight pants, but I'll probably pick up some twill 511's soon for more relaxed fits.
See, do what is best for you in the real world, not the internet world.