Honey, you need to take a step back. Making 845 two or three sentence posts does not give you license to step to Teh Style God. Gosurface could have a hundred scrotums on his head and he wouldn't be gayer then a name like "Mulansauce." Seriously. Mulansauce sounds like something you have to clean off your mattress after 20 minutes with a Thai ladyboy.
Come back when you're witty.