• Hi, I am the owner and main administrator of Styleforum. If you find the forum useful and fun, please help support it by buying through the posted links on the forum. Our main, very popular sales thread, where the latest and best sales are listed, are posted HERE

    Purchases made through some of our links earns a commission for the forum and allows us to do the work of maintaining and improving it. Finally, thanks for being a part of this community. We realize that there are many choices today on the internet, and we have all of you to thank for making Styleforum the foremost destination for discussions of menswear.
  • This site contains affiliate links for which Styleforum may be compensated.
  • STYLE. COMMUNITY. GREAT CLOTHING.

    Bored of counting likes on social networks? At Styleforum, you’ll find rousing discussions that go beyond strings of emojis.

    Click Here to join Styleforum's thousands of style enthusiasts today!

    Styleforum is supported in part by commission earning affiliate links sitewide. Please support us by using them. You may learn more here.

You like them, the fake ( o )( o )s? Discussion thread.

Mr. Checks

Distinguished Member
Joined
Mar 12, 2006
Messages
1,253
Reaction score
2
Originally Posted by thekunk07
haha. my uncle's college friend brought a ****** home in the early 80s, unknowingly. my uncle was like what did you do? guy said he wasn;t going to do better at 4am so he flipped it over and fucked it

I read this really fast and thought you said: "my uncle brought home a ****** in his early 80s and flipped him over" to which I was gonna say like where does he live, that fishing village on The Deadliest Catch?
 

GQgeek

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Mar 4, 2002
Messages
16,568
Reaction score
84
Originally Posted by thekunk07
fake **** are a great indicator of low self-esteem. win win.

haha.
 

HORNS

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Apr 24, 2008
Messages
18,381
Reaction score
8,992
The only times I've felt fake **** have been at strip clubs and my sister-in-law. They never felt normal and always were hard to the touch.
 

kwilkinson

Having a Ball
Joined
Nov 21, 2007
Messages
32,245
Reaction score
884
You touched your brother's wife's ****?
confused.gif
 

crazyquik

Distinguished Member
Joined
May 8, 2007
Messages
8,984
Reaction score
44
Originally Posted by kwilkinson
You touched your brother's wife's ****?
confused.gif


Threesome?
 

HORNS

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Apr 24, 2008
Messages
18,381
Reaction score
8,992
Originally Posted by kwilkinson
You touched your brother's wife's ****?
confused.gif


Nuh uh, my wife's sister's ****.
 

kwilkinson

Having a Ball
Joined
Nov 21, 2007
Messages
32,245
Reaction score
884
Originally Posted by HORNS
Nuh uh, my wife's sister's ****.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's much better!
And pretty cool. In which case, I have to ask--- was crazyquik right?
 

Christofuh

Distinguished Member
Joined
Jun 6, 2006
Messages
2,718
Reaction score
5
Originally Posted by edmorel
Soft, real **** are f*cking killer (love squeezing on them like a stressball) but I would never turn down **** unless they are attached to someone with a kack.

Originally Posted by Flambeur
what if the kack was conveniently hidden at the moment? would you consider that?


In certain circumstances under-the-hood check-ups are called for
laugh.gif



 

thekunk07

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Apr 27, 2007
Messages
18,117
Reaction score
3,247

HORNS

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Apr 24, 2008
Messages
18,381
Reaction score
8,992
Originally Posted by crazyquik
Threesome?

Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's much better!
And pretty cool. In which case, I have to ask--- was crazyquik right?


LOL, no. She got new **** and I matter of factly asked if I could feel them.
 

thekunk07

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Apr 27, 2007
Messages
18,117
Reaction score
3,247
i felt my friend's wife's sister's ****, but you win by a mile.
 

HORNS

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Apr 24, 2008
Messages
18,381
Reaction score
8,992
Originally Posted by thekunk07
i felt my friend's wife's sister's ****, but you win by a mile.

Originally Posted by kwilkinson
+1. Freakin awesome.

bigstar[1].gif
But what I thought was that I am glad that my wife has real *******.
 

thekunk07

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Apr 27, 2007
Messages
18,117
Reaction score
3,247
it's not the fake part that win's. it's the wife's sister's **** part.
 

Featured Sponsor

How important is full vs half canvas to you for heavier sport jackets?

  • Definitely full canvas only

    Votes: 85 37.4%
  • Half canvas is fine

    Votes: 87 38.3%
  • Really don't care

    Votes: 24 10.6%
  • Depends on fabric

    Votes: 35 15.4%
  • Depends on price

    Votes: 36 15.9%

Forum statistics

Threads
506,456
Messages
10,589,486
Members
224,247
Latest member
Maxmyer55
Top