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Doorman inquired about my style. How do I break it to him?

Despos

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What is so great about Purple Label? Just more mass produced crap if you ask me.
 

acidboy

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Originally Posted by Despos
What is so great about Purple Label? Just more mass produced crap if you ask me.

It helps him forget his ugly face
 

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Originally Posted by HighSociety
Was coming home from a great dinner dressed in my finest Purple Label suit. He commented positively and I accepted it with the pride of the greatest. Then his next line stopped me short. He said what is that? I haven't been shopping in a while and I like what you have? My phone rang and I had to politely dismiss myself, but I know tomorrow we will meet again. How do I break it to him? That he cannot afford Purple Label? Should I give a cheaper alternative and lie and suggest him some Tom Ford or Borrelli?

Just tell him. The truth that is.
 

crpz32

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Just tell him it's a Ralph Lauren and skip the purple label part. Next day he will tell you he purchased a similar "Lauren" suit!
 

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Originally Posted by HighSociety
Im making $345,000 a year. Purple Label purchasing is like Christmas.

How can you afford a bentley, doorman building, and nice clothes on 345k?
 

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Originally Posted by GoAussieGo
How can you afford a bentley, doorman building, and nice clothes on 345k?

The bentley is a toy car, the "RLPL" suits are just thrifted Lauren RL that he's stapled purple fabric onto, and the doorman is his dad (he lives at home in a modest ranch house).
 

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While it is obviously awfully big of you to consider the plight of the lower class and try to spare them from knowing they cannot afford nice things like you I think you could just break him the truth and try to be a good shoulder for him to cry on.
 

Captain.Kia

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Originally Posted by wmmk
The bentley is a toy car, the "RLPL" suits are just thrifted Lauren RL that he's stapled purple fabric onto, and the doorman is his dad (he lives at home in a modest ranch house).

LOL
 

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Originally Posted by HighSociety
Was coming home from a great dinner dressed in my finest Purple Label suit. He commented positively and I accepted it with the pride of the greatest. Then his next line stopped me short. He said what is that? I haven't been shopping in a while and I like what you have? My phone rang and I had to politely dismiss myself, but I know tomorrow we will meet again. How do I break it to him? That he cannot afford Purple Label? Should I give a cheaper alternative and lie and suggest him some Tom Ford or Borrelli?

You...you...I think you...have a very small...penis. Very small.

So sorry.
 

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Originally Posted by HighSociety
Im making $345,000 a year. Purple Label purchasing is like Christmas.

Wow, quick to throw out the salary. Yup, there is nothing like openly discussing your salary with strangers to instill legitimacy and respect. Besides PL you can afford a Rolex with no dusts.
 

gnatty8

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Originally Posted by gsugsu
Wow, quick to throw out the salary. Yup, there is nothing like openly discussing your salary with strangers to instill legitimacy and respect. Besides PL you can afford a Rolex with no dusts.

I would think he would go bigger than that, that's not really that much money, and I am sure 10% to 25% of people posting here earn that! It certainly is not Bentley money, that's for sure..
 

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In the old days, the filthy rich would give their castoff clothing to their servants...pay it forward!
 

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