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What's your excuse for dumping someone?

mafoofan Jr.

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My buddy just got dumped by his 2 years old GF. Her reason: "I have cancer."
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Lamest excuse I've ever heard.
 

Lucky7

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Lame if she really doesn't. But if she does?
 

MetroStyles

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"I prefer the scent of an anonymous ******."
 

thekunk07

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i sat nude, drunk, coked up in a room full of friends once with a box on my head, broke up with a girl. i was screaming into the phone: "don;t you get it? i love you too much to be with you!"

friends were dying laughing, though begged me to put some clothes on (i did this alot under the influence, why i'm rarely under the influence anymore).

in truth, i broke up with her cause i was in bklyn and she was in westchester and i was 18 and broke and it was right before xmas.
 

MCsommerreid

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"In my estimation, thou art a harlot and a Philistine!" or some variation depending on the violation. For example, a perfectly reasonable reason for a break up: "In my estimation, thou hast violated me with that lamp one too many times!"
 

unjung

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Originally Posted by mafoofan Jr.
My buddy just got dumped by his 2 years old GF.

Maybe he should date women who've hit puberty. Or who have a vocabulary of more than 20 words.
 

Bruce9241

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Never really broken up with anyone. I just kind of let the relationship die like a starving animal. We'll eventually stop calling each other. Its weird when you see them again though.
 

acidboy

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i'm going out with your brother.
 

Tardek

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I stop being perfect long enough for some petty bickering to begin, and the first time the bickering escalates, the ol' "this just isn't working" comes out to play.
 

Eason

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I'm a fan of "I don't even like you anymore and I'd be happier without you" because it's the last thing they expect.
 

TexasLidig8r

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In the words of Doc Holliday..

"Darlin', it's time we redefined the nature of our association."
 

Astan

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Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
In the words of Doc Holliday..

"Darlin', it's time we redefined the nature of our association."


further proof the english language has suffered a precipitous decline in our modern age.
 

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