I offered to buy her a treadmill and...

...she got pissed off.

So, I'm driving to my local Neiman Marcus outlet, merge, don't see this chick and nearly merge into her. Oooops... **** happens. She proceeds to tailgate and follow me for 10 miles to the mall. When we get there, I park, she drops her car in the fire lane and runs to the cops parked nearby. Whatever the conversation was, they must've told her to take a hike. She comes up to me cursing and yelling that I'm a f-ing asshole, I'll get a ticket in the mail etc. I ignore her and almost get to the mall door when she yells something like "WTF you going? I'm not done talking!", I answer "mall" and then add that she's more than welcome to join me, we'll talk and if she apologizes for calling me a f-ing asshole, I'll maybe consider buying her a treadmill. At this point she exploded, I really thought she was going to jump on me and claw my eyes out. Oh, did I mention that she was at least three feet wide?

******* mollusks.

I'm telling you guys...just call them ******* dumb cunts.

^ Damnit V, you had me all confused with the avatar. I was like "Since when does Rach have a blog about art?"

I wonder what kind of forum she is posting her version of the events to?

Camera phone.
YouTube.
Link on SF.net.

Originally Posted by Hard2Fit

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Camera phone.
YouTube.
Link on SF.net.

I'm praying to god that someone filmed our little exchange!

so let me get this straight, you didn't actually hit her and she was acting like that?

Originally Posted by likeitaloud

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so let me get this straight, you didn't actually hit her and she was acting like that?

Yeah. She honked... me: "oh ****!", I sped up to avoid her.

brafuckingvo!

did she try to eat you?

I would be a bit worried leaving your car to go to the mall with her sitting there ticking away, dude; she might have keyed you or something.

Yeah, that's pretty funny though. It's terrible the way people react to charitable offers!

That's great! Good on you for telling the wombat where to go...

You can take the mollusk out of decrepitude, but you can't take the decrepitude out of the mollusk. My dad used to say.

Originally Posted by Tardek

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I would be a bit worried leaving your car to go to the mall with her sitting there ticking away, dude; she might have keyed you or something.

Yeah, that's pretty funny though. It's terrible the way people react to charitable offers!

I could see the car from the inside and I did wait for a bit to see whether she does anything. Nothing happened.