ChicagoJohn
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Now that your marsupialed looking beards finally grew in, you boys sure grew a set of brass balls along with it, didn't ya? Look at you out there in the snow and ice with your silly little tires and taped-together rear fender. Do you plan on ever stopping this season? Would it be possible to ride continuously through every single red light and crosswalk in the city? With the added loss of traction, that's just one more reason to disobey every ******* traffic law around you. Why would those apply anyway? You're on a fixed gear bike!! **** laws! **** everybody! You're on a BIKE!
PS- to the 2 shitbag hipsters from the suburbs who brought their bikes in on the trains at 710am rush hour...I hope you got hit by a bus and died as soon as you and your ilttle circus trike hit the fuckin pavement. You held up everyone around you as you attempted to navigate Union Station with a freaking BICYCLE at the busiest time of the day. The only thing stopping me from bashing your face with my $200 Tumi bag was the total amazement in how much effort you put into looking like "real" city hipsters. The clothes, the street grime, the shaggy hair and beards. Your girlfriend with the short, overdyed hair, facial piercings and gunt. You had me fooled for a bit there...until I realized you just got off the freaking train from Naperville with me
PS- to the 2 shitbag hipsters from the suburbs who brought their bikes in on the trains at 710am rush hour...I hope you got hit by a bus and died as soon as you and your ilttle circus trike hit the fuckin pavement. You held up everyone around you as you attempted to navigate Union Station with a freaking BICYCLE at the busiest time of the day. The only thing stopping me from bashing your face with my $200 Tumi bag was the total amazement in how much effort you put into looking like "real" city hipsters. The clothes, the street grime, the shaggy hair and beards. Your girlfriend with the short, overdyed hair, facial piercings and gunt. You had me fooled for a bit there...until I realized you just got off the freaking train from Naperville with me