Three-Name Entertainers who don't suck - name them

Tokyo Slim · Dec 18, 2008

Originally Posted by Thomas

Harry Dean Stanton - One hit wonder (MacGyver). DQ
MacGyver? WTF are you talking about? Perhaps you have Harry Dean Stanton confused with Richard Dean Anderson? NEWB mistake.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - Hyphenates don't count. Besides - take away his height and touch and he's got nothing. DQ

He's better than Shaq.

Plus, he was in Airplane!, Game of Death, and Baseketball. Thats a little more than "nothing"

Tiffany Amber Theissen - TOKYO - ARE YOU LICENSED TO PRACTICE IRONY IN THIS STATE, SON?

I didn't impregnate her either. Congratulations Kelli Kapowski! You have to admit though that Son In Law was by far the Weez's best movie.

Billy Dee Williams - Lando Calrissian was the best thing he ever did, and Han Solo frozen in carbonite still made Lando look stiff - DQ

Um, no. Star Wars is not the best thing ANYONE ever did. Except Mark Hamil. I can't think of anything else for him. Billy Dee Williams' career high-point came as the spokesperson for Colt 45 Malt Liquor. You are an ignorant ***** if you don't know this.

And who could forget perhaps the not-suckiest three name entertainer of all, Neil Patrick Harris?!?!? - Maybe if I ever get to watching TV again I'll watch his show.

He's on TV? I watch him all the time as the fascist intelligence psychic Carl in Starship Troopers and as "NPH" in Harold and Kumar. Try watching a movie every once in a while.

Tokyo Slim · Dec 18, 2008

Harry Dean Stanton a one hit wonder?

Confused with Richard Dean Anderson from McGyver (And one of those Stargate tv spinoffs)? Seriously. I cannot get over this.

******* kids these days.

Ever hear of a movie called The Godfather II? Alien? Repo Man? Cool Hand Luke? Escape From New York? Red Dawn? Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me? Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas? The Green Mile? Blah blah blah blah blah.

Seriously man. If knowledge is power, you must have forgotten to pay your knowledge bill this month.

Tokyo Slim · Dec 18, 2008

NSWER ME!

You must explain your incomprehensible ignorance. In the age of the internet, with a search bar likely right up there ^ somewhere - IMDB.com at your disposal... are you just too lazy to know anything?

When you slap another man in the mouth, you better have a reason. And your hand better not taste like Bath and Body Works.

Tokyo Slim · Dec 18, 2008

Thats right, you better hide. FOR SHAME!

Oh, I know your game. You'll lay low for a while. And then ease back into posting. Hoping that nobody will remember the day you confused one of the most underrated and unappreciated American character actors of the last 40 years with a damn Canadian mullet farm.

But I will never forget.

If Harry Dean Stanton were around to defend himself, he'd saw you a new asshole in the middle of your face with a chaingun for calling him McGyver. But he's not here. I am.

I got his back. You apologize to Mr. Stanton, you apologize to me, and you apologize to America.

Mauby · Dec 18, 2008

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Um, no. Star Wars is not the best thing ANYONE ever did. Except Mark Hamil. I can't think of anything else for him.

Oh how quickly we forget Corvette Summer.

Tokyo Slim · Dec 18, 2008

Perhaps that was too many words. Try This: U R Dum

Oh, hello McGyver!? I didn't see you standing there! Its sort of strange, I'm sure that I've seen you in dozens of Milius, Peckinpah, and Lynch movies... And I thought maybe you were great in Paris, Texas. But that can't be - because McGyver is a one trick pony... Wait... maybe you are awesome because YOU AREN'T #$&^)(*$@@#!@#!**(** MCGYVER!

Tokyo Slim · Dec 18, 2008

acidboy · Dec 18, 2008

Originally Posted by Spatlese

Jennifer Jason Leigh is good.

And a four name hottie just because: Melissa Auf der Maur

and

Gradstudent78 · Dec 18, 2008

Paul Thomas Anderson
Michael Clarke Duncan

breakz · Dec 18, 2008

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Um, no. Star Wars is not the best thing ANYONE ever did. Except Mark Hamil. I can't think of anything else for him. Billy Dee Williams' career high-point came as the spokesperson for Colt 45 Malt Liquor. You are an ignorant ***** if you don't know this.
Let me out myself as a nerd here: Hamill played the Joker in Batman: The Animated Series. That show's in the running for best animated show of all time.

Stazy · Dec 18, 2008

Maison Martin Margiela

(His clothes are entertaining)

Ixelles · Dec 18, 2008

Edward Van Halen (depending on degree of sobriety)
John Henry Bonham
Jon Bon Jov - er, wait, no

Gradstudent78 · Dec 18, 2008

Max von Sydow

Thomas · Dec 18, 2008

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

MacGyver? WTF are you talking about? Perhaps you have Harry Dean Stanton confused with Richard Dean Anderson?

NEWB mistake.

He's better than Shaq.

Plus, he was in Airplane!, Game of Death, and Baseketball. Thats a little more than "nothing"

I didn't impregnate her either. Congratulations Kelli Kapowski!
You have to admit though that Son In Law was by far the Weez's best movie.

Um, no. Star Wars is not the best thing ANYONE ever did. Except Mark Hamil. I can't think of anything else for him. Billy Dee Williams' career high-point came as the spokesperson for Colt 45 Malt Liquor. You are an ignorant ***** if you don't know this.

He's on TV? I watch him all the time as the fascist intelligence psychic Carl in Starship Troopers and as "NPH" in Harold and Kumar. Try watching a movie every once in a while.

I knew I was going to miss some good smack when I turned in early. I see I missed a lot.

I will address your points in a dignified and rather haughty manner once I have finished grooming for the morning.

Thomas · Dec 18, 2008

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

joseph gordon-levitt

See Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. No hyphenates. DQ

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