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A good opening would be like, "Looks like the party is over here" (say to all the guys), then say to the target, "if I wasn't gay, you'd be so mine." Another good one is like, "Oh my gosh, did you see the two girls fighting outside?" And then make up a story right there on the spot.
Terrible, terrible advice. "Oh my gosh"? Really? "Gosh"? Come on...