Creepiest/ most upsetting Christmas songs

tagutcow · Dec 17, 2008

Feel free to add, I start off:

"Santa's Got a Big Old Bag" by the Bell Rays. Gaaah, worst ever.
http://www.rhapsody.com/the-bellrays...rays-christmas

"Santa, Baby". Any time a woman sings this in a coquettish / "sexy" / Electra Complex way, it makes me feel profoundly unclean. Wikipedia says it's been covered a stupid number of times.

kwilkinson · Dec 17, 2008

My first ever "strip" (receiving, not giving) was to Santa Baby. I still get hard anytime someone mentions it.

Plus there is some really hot Christmas Appreciation. There was a Appreciation I saw once with like Shyla Stylez, Nikki Benz, and Puma Swede I think, all dressed in those sexy hats like in your avatar.
Bitches dressing up in sexy christmas clothes is really the best part about winter.

Spatlese · Dec 17, 2008

The first thing that came to mind was Christmas on Death Row.

globetrotter · Dec 17, 2008

sorry, remember the animated tv movie of the drummer boy? that creeped me out as a kid - the boys parents are burned alive by bandits who sell him into slavery, IIRC. can't hear the song without thinking about it

Neo_Version 7 · Dec 17, 2008

"Last Christmas" by Wham is pretty depressing when you really think about it.

xchen · Dec 17, 2008

Originally Posted by tagutcow

"Santa, Baby". Any time a woman sings this in a coquettish / "sexy" / Electra Complex way, it makes me feel profoundly unclean. Wikipedia says it's been covered a stupid number of times.

+1, this is on the Christmas CD that has been on repeat for the last month at my office.

dfagdfsh · Dec 17, 2008

Last Christmas Remix !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (w/ cascada)

zippyh · Dec 17, 2008

Originally Posted by tagutcow

"Santa, Baby". Any time a woman sings this in a coquettish / "sexy" / Electra Complex way, it makes me feel profoundly unclean. Wikipedia says it's been covered a stupid number of times.

Several years ago at a work Christmas party a tipsy cow-orker lipsynced to Santa Baby. It was very disturby. Everyone in the room was both incredibly uncomfortable yet extremely amused.
That's when I quit going to work Christmas parties.

robin · Dec 17, 2008

Any of the ones sung by Billy Corgan. Dude should be banned from Christmas songs.

robin · Dec 17, 2008

Also John Denver's "Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)" and No Doubt's "'Oi to the World'.

xchen · Dec 17, 2008

Originally Posted by robin

Any of the ones sung by Billy Corgan. Dude should be banned from Christmas songs.

Haha, +1,000. I've got nothing against Corgan but watching him sing Christmas carols is pretty pitiful.

AntiHero84 · Dec 17, 2008

Not sure the title, but I think it's, Baby it's Cold Outside.

The song is all a bout a guy keeping a girl in his place and getting her drunk so she'll stay over. Pretty creepy to me.

mps23 · Dec 17, 2008

the one where david bowie ends up at bing crosby's place to sing a christmas carole.

mack11211 · Dec 17, 2008

Originally Posted by mps23

the one where david bowie ends up at bing crosby's place to sing a christmas carole.
yah

bbaquiran · Dec 17, 2008

The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York". One of my favorite Christmas songs. All the Marks and Spencer branches here play it for their shoppers. I guess they didn't listen to the lyrics:

"Youre a bum
Youre a punk
Youre an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ******
Happy christmas your arse
I pray God its our last"

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