Do you have any "Albatross around your neck" girls?

bluemagic · Oct 21, 2008

Are there any girls you are not attracted to at all who keep on hounding you? Are you married to her?

FLMountainMan · Oct 21, 2008

I think every guy has these. They are usually girls who would be cute if they lost about twenty-thirty pounds and are really nice. Ya just gotta deal with it.

robin · Oct 21, 2008

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

I think every guy has these. They are usually girls who would be cute if they lost about twenty-thirty pounds and are really nice. Ya just gotta deal with it.
Quoted for truth.

cheessus · Oct 21, 2008

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

I think every guy has these. They are usually girls who would be cute if they lost about twenty-thirty pounds and are really nice. Ya just gotta deal with it.

Ain't that the truth.

Sometimes I wish I weren't so shallow...

bluemagic · Oct 21, 2008

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

I think every guy has these. They are usually girls who would be cute if they lost about twenty-thirty pounds and are really nice. Ya just gotta deal with it.

I think you hit it on the head.

rjmaiorano · Oct 22, 2008

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

I think every guy has these. They are usually girls who would be cute if they lost about twenty-thirty pounds and are really nice. Ya just gotta deal with it.

**** that is one of the most impressively encompassing thoughts I've heard here.

But I also seem to attract whores of all shapes and sizes. And I have some sort of weird aversion to whores. weird, I know.

greekonomist · Oct 22, 2008

Originally Posted by rjmaiorano

**** that is one of the most impressively encompassing thoughts I've heard here.

But I also seem to attract whores of all shapes and sizes. And I have some sort of weird aversion to whores. weird, I know.

Hate to break it to you, buddy, but the whores are like that with everyone. (I assume you're talking about actual prostitutes) I think we've all been accosted at one time or another. My worst experience with this was in Prague where they are very aggressive about it.

rjmaiorano · Oct 22, 2008

^^^ While actual prostitutes have been an issue a time or two, I was actually just speaking of whores in general. Like college whores.

Either way, I get your point, I am not alone in attracting whores. Stupid ******* whores.

Dakota rube · Oct 22, 2008

My living room is furnished with stuff "given" to me by a woman who made it clear she wanted to jump Rube's bones. Problem is she is simply not my type.

I refused the furniture several times, knowing full well what quid pro quo she had in mind. Ultimately she showed up at my apartment with a truckload. I accepted the couch, chaise, wingback, ottoman, etc. but refused the banging.

She has continued to stalk me for nearly two years, even admitting that she's been to my place and peered through my windows. :creepy:

IUtoSLU · Oct 22, 2008

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

My living room is furnished with stuff "given" to me by a woman who made it clear she wanted to jump Rube's bones. Problem is she is simply not my type.

I refused the furniture several times, knowing full well what quid pro quo she had in mind. Ultimately she showed up at my apartment with a truckload. I accepted the couch, chaise, wingback, ottoman, etc. but refused the banging.

She has continued to stalk me for nearly two years, even admitting that she's been to my place and peered through my windows. :creepy:

Ambulance Chaser · Oct 22, 2008

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

My living room is furnished with stuff "given" to me by a woman who made it clear she wanted to jump Rube's bones. Problem is she is simply not my type.

I refused the furniture several times, knowing full well what quid pro quo she had in mind. Ultimately she showed up at my apartment with a truckload. I accepted the couch, chaise, wingback, ottoman, etc. but refused the banging.

She has continued to stalk me for nearly two years, even admitting that she's been to my place and peered through my windows. :creepy:
Does "not my type" = she likes opera and I like football or = I would let the human race expire if we were the last two people left on Earth?

Unfortunately, your only option after accepting the furniture is to suck it up and do the deed.

Dakota rube · Oct 22, 2008

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser

Does "not my type" = she likes opera and I like football or = I would let the human race expire if we were the last two people left on Earth?

Unfortunately, your only option after accepting the furniture is to suck it up and do the deed.
Um, no, I don't think she likes opera. More of a Tammy Wynette gal, I suppose.

But only through the fact that the furniture is now ensconced in my living room might one assume I "accepted" it; she brought it to my residence unbidden and unannounced, moved it in and, after I again turned down her advances, left.

I really, really really don't think I could do the deed with her; even, as you posit, were her's the last labia on Earth.

bluemagic · Oct 22, 2008

Originally Posted by greekonomist

Hate to break it to you, buddy, but the whores are like that with everyone. (I assume you're talking about actual prostitutes) I think we've all been accosted at one time or another. My worst experience with this was in Prague where they are very aggressive about it.

bluemagic · Oct 22, 2008

Is she chubby, d.r.?

thinman · Oct 22, 2008

No; I divorced her.

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