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Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

Nouveau Pauvre

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Originally Posted by Augusto86
Also, I'm going to go with my last 5 plays: The Police Caetano Veloso Nas Led Zeppelin Audioslave
You are one of those pricks who shows up at a party, turns your nose up at the Natty Boh, and say you only drink Stella. Not entirely unrelated: You used to have a goatee. Also you sandwiched Caetono Veloso (admittedly, an unimpeachable choice) between such boring unoriginal **** that you lose all cool points. Damn you ethnic types for being born in to a vibrant musical heritage!
 

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Circa Survive
Aesop Rock
The Sound of Animals Fighting
As Cities Burn
mewithoutYou
 

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Originally Posted by Stylish Pilot
Circa Survive Aesop Rock The Sound of Animals Fighting As Cities Burn mewithoutYou
REMMEMBER WHEN WE SAW GLASSJAW AND TIM BROKE HIS CLAVICLE LOL>HAWDCORE! Though I'm actually impressed with Aesop Rock - most of you xxhawdcore tards pick Sage Francis as your "No I have varied tastes and don't just listen to emaciated white kids with daddy issues yelp." choice. (Though the correct choice is of course Saul Williams) Protip: USBM is just as an unlistenable as hardcore and you don't seem nearly as ****.
 

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Originally Posted by Magician
You are one of those pricks who shows up at a party, turns your nose up at the Natty Boh, and say you only drink Stella. Not entirely unrelated: You used to have a goatee.

Also you sandwiched Caetono Veloso (admittedly, an unimpeachable choice) between such boring unoriginal **** that you lose all cool points. Damn you ethnic types for being born in to a vibrant musical heritage!


This is slightly terrifying in its laser-like accuracy, although I call cheating on the goatee thing, since everybody knows that.

I have actually brought my own Stella Artois to parties on my quad where, in fact, people were drinking Natty Lite. I am a prick.
icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
 

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I shall give a go:

1. New Order
2. Trembling Blue Stars
3. Rufus Wainwright
4. Pink Martini
5. Michael Feinstein

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Nouveau Pauvre

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Originally Posted by rdawson808
I shall give a go: 1. New Order 2. Trembling Blue Stars 3. Rufus Wainwright 4. Pink Martini 5. Michael Feinstein b
You are a caucasion male between the ages of 30 and 45. Sometimes at parties you used to act more drunk then you actually were to match up with your peers. People consider you to be sociable but you know you are more withdrawn and tend to analyze conversations well after they completed. You have a faint childhood scar on one of your knees (left?). Usually even-tempered, your anger tends to flare up every now and then unexpectedly, mostly without consequence but this still makes you uncomfortable. You saw Garden State and liked it, but you felt the ending unfavorably tipped the balance between the saccharine and the poignant. I HAVE SEEN IN TO YOUR VERY SOUL! BOW BEFORE MY MUSIC ANALYSIS ABILITIES.
 

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The Glands
Sinatra
Mates of State
Cheap Trick
Peter Gabriel
 

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Originally Posted by Magician
REMMEMBER WHEN WE SAW GLASSJAW AND TIM BROKE HIS CLAVICLE LOL>HAWDCORE! Though I'm actually impressed with Aesop Rock - most of you xxhawdcore tards pick Sage Francis as your "No I have varied tastes and don't just listen to emaciated white kids with daddy issues yelp." choice.

(Though the correct choice is of course Saul Williams)

Protip: USBM is just as an unlistenable as hardcore and you don't seem nearly as ****.



oh come no you know that only 1 of those bands i posted are hardcore. and as cities burn has since moved on because their old lead singer quit.

who is USBM?

some more to rip me apart on:
lupe fiasco
atmosphere
band of horses
sondre lerche
phil wickham
 

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Originally Posted by Augusto86
This is slightly terrifying in its laser-like accuracy, although I call cheating on the goatee thing, since everybody knows that.

I have actually brought my own Stella Artois to parties on my quad where, in fact, people were drinking Natty Lite. I am a prick.
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Natty Lite is a far cry from Natty Boh. Long live Boh.
 

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Originally Posted by AntiHero84
Natty Lite is a far cry from Natty Boh. Long live Boh.
Wait, what? Natty Light = Natural Light. What is Natty Boh? It' not the non-light version, Natty Ice. Come to think of it, I have never seen a can of anything called Natty Boh or Natural Boh. What's Boh?
 

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I went back and noticed I've posted my own five favorites before, a little over a year ago

Originally Posted by me
Pavement
Dinosaur Jr.
Fugazi
The Hold Steady
Ted Leo


Today I'd probably switch out the Hold Steady (new album=letdown), and replace with the stuff-white-people-like-iest band ever: Wilco
 

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Originally Posted by Magician
You are a caucasion male between the ages of 30 and 45. Sometimes at parties you used to act more drunk then you actually were to match up with your peers. People consider you to be sociable but you know you are more withdrawn and tend to analyze conversations well after they completed.

You have a faint childhood scar on one of your knees (left?). Usually even-tempered, your anger tends to flare up every now and then unexpectedly, mostly without consequence but this still makes you uncomfortable.

You saw Garden State and liked it, but you felt the ending unfavorably tipped the balance between the saccharine and the poignant.

I HAVE SEEN IN TO YOUR VERY SOUL! BOW BEFORE MY MUSIC ANALYSIS ABILITIES.


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DOH!

Okay, the age one was easy, but the rest is f-ing weird. Though the scar was on my right knee and has faded. You should have known that given my potential age.

And I can't actually remember how Garden State ended. Presumably together. That is a bit too sweet for me. Though to contadict that, you forgot a huge trait of mine: I'm a hopeless romantic.




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Originally Posted by Magician
Protip: Gavin Degraw is John Mayer for pussies. And John Mayer is basically just music for pussies.



Sometimes you wear your shirt collar on top of your jacket. You have, at one point in your life, owned a leather blazer as well as enough hair product to supply the entire cast of a John Waters movie.



You are basically the model Jetta driver.



You went to public school.




You closely followed the Blu-ray v. HD DVD format war. Douchebag.



You fantasize about doing Special K with Bradford Cox. You lost your virginity to Kraftwerk, which is kind of creepy - like seriously, how do you plan that **** out? You might be Rye GB's little brother.


lol this is perfect. man, you should work for Howard Stern or something, get a column in a magazine.
 

Nouveau Pauvre

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Originally Posted by sho'nuff
lol this is perfect. man, you should work for Howard Stern or something, get a column in a magazine.
Everyone see that?!!? Come on I know some people on here have to work in the industry - I can be paid in alcohol and clothes. Thanks Sho. (i will do the new ones tonight when I get back from a gig) And Natty Boh is the Baltimore Natty Light and USBM means US Black Metal.
 

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