absolute worst possible names

Originally Posted by dusty

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Any of these new names that end with -den are just so offensive to me, especially when given to girls.

EDIT: I just read that "Jayden" was the 18th most popular name in 2007.

My cousin named her two children Zanden and Tayven

huzzah! I'm genuinely worried with the direction children's names are going

In grade school I remember a named Chastity.

Cedric Cecil and George Bush

I met a girl in a club named naughty, my absinthe induced drunken self gave her hell for it. an ancestor of mine was actually called desirà Cheval-Crotte notice the twin names because of importance of the two families, the kid was named desiring horse-****. wow. some guy in the fam from the Cheval built a palace when working as a mailman, "palais ideal du facteur cheval" poor soul.....

I worked on a project for someone named Anita Ho.....as well as Nympha Grubbs

and a lady that work(ed?) for IndyMac Bank back when their stock wasnt worth 44 cents named Dorkus (who was actually pretty hot)

Originally Posted by BigHandMan

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Science teacher at my high school.

First name: Richard
Last name: Head

lol, reminds me of my high school principal

Richard Panis

There is a gentleman named Don K. who frequents the same poker room as me. Obviously not a bad name but when it's announced over the intercom it sounds a lot like "donkey". Considering the setting, I always find it funny.

Armand Hammer.

Originally Posted by RJman

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Armand Hammer.

that's one of the best names ever

Originally Posted by Get Smart

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lol, reminds me of my high school principal

Richard Panis

His name is redundant.

I've been trying to convince my girlfriend that our eventual kids should have some unique names. Unfortunately for her, my idea of unique comes from celtic and norse mythology. For example, girls' names: Brynwyn Maeve Brunhild Freyya Aoife Siobhan ...And for boys: Sinfjötli Konáll Sigurd Gunnar I also forgot Sigurd Hjort Maybe I'll make one of them a III and name him after me. I figure one of several thing will happen. 1) My kids will get beat up and be weakings. 2) My kids will get beat up and live up to their celtic/viking names and become tough as nails 3) My kids will be so resentful and angry that they will kill me in my sleep 4) My kids and (then) wife will leave me.

Originally Posted by luftvier

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I figure one of several thing will happen.
1) My kids will get beat up and be weakings.
2) My kids will get beat up and live up to their celtic/viking names and become tought as nails
3) My kids will be so resentful and angry that they will kill me in my sleep

hopefully 2 and 3

I think Loki would be a cool name. full name, Loki Heimdall _____

Originally Posted by Get Smart

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that's one of the best names ever

I prefer his cousin Sledge.

Originally Posted by Get Smart

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hopefully 2 and 3 I think Loki would be a cool name. full name, Loki Heimdall _____
If 2 and 3 occurred, it'd be completely in line with the celtic/norse lineage, so I guess I couldn't complain about a little patricide. I had considered Loki, but it (and Thor) has been done to death by comics. Also, reading Gaiman's American Gods kind of killed the mystique of that name, due to it's overall cheeseballism.

Originally Posted by RJman

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I prefer his cousin Sledge.

awesome. that was such a good show. I may have been its only fan