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Funny Catch Phrases

ccc123

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Originally Posted by Beta
"she looks like the north end of a southbound camel"

-some ozzie i met through work said this at a bar after the miami boat show and i almost died.


Now that one is new to me!!!

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smiling like a cat with a cream-flavored asshole
 

appolyon

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So hungry I could eat the back wheel off a menstrual cycle.
 

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Originally Posted by appolyon
So hungry I could eat the back wheel off a menstrual cycle.
eeuuuwwww. just lost MY appetite
 

Teacher

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"You can't polish a turd."

Originally Posted by JesseJB
I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."


That is awesome!
 

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Just hit up my mate (who first introduced me to the menstraul cycle phrase) for some more:


she's got a face like a bucket full of smashed crabs

it ain't sh*t but it'll do til we get some

happy as a one-legged lesbian on a pogo stick

I'm so unlucky I could fall into a barrel of nipples and still come out sucking my thumb

he's/she's a few cucumbers short of a convent

that'll do donkey, that'll do

I've seen better **** on a bull
 

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thats what she said.
hands down favorite for me. i had to hold it in last time, im on a crowded elevator in my dorm building in the city, the students and their parents were moving out. i was the last one getting in the elevator, so i had to keep getting out every single floor (15 floors)..

someone's mom says to me: "aw its just in and out, in and out, non-stop for you..."
me (in my head): "thats what she said"

another favorite phrase, to wrap up this post; "you had to have been there".
 

Mark from Plano

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Originally Posted by Salad
Isn't it "All hat and no horse"?

All hat and no cattle.
 

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I use "that's what she said" about 30 times a day. Call me immature, but I can't resist.

Also a big fan of "yo-mama", "whatchu talkin' bout willis?", "does the pope *********** woods?", "fucked up as a soup sandwich"
 

Brennan Huff

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Originally Posted by ChicagoRon
I use "that's what she said" about 30 times a day. Call me immature, but I can't resist.

Also a big fan of "yo-mama", "whatchu talkin' bout willis?", "does the pope *********** woods?", "fucked up as a soup sandwich"


lol i say that a lot too XP
 

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"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."

"Off like the cat's pajamas."
 

Thomas

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Originally Posted by edmorel
my favorite is that iconic line muttered by Sir Alec Guiness, "lick my asshole!"

I clicked this topic and read through all the responses just to find out how you would work analingus into a funny catchphrase. I just wanted you to know that.
 

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Star Wars, right?
 

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