What Are You Saying Today? (AKA The Random Thoughts/Blogging Thread)

Originally Posted by Connemara

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I've been liking the Tom Jones version lately. Is that sacrelige?

I'd rather call it the Art of Noise version.

Originally Posted by Connemara

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I've been liking the Tom Jones version lately. Is that sacrelige?

You're going to have to let me be the judge of that. As long as it's not a youtube video. I don't know if I could watch him perform it AND listen to him sing it at the same time.

I've been thinking about how men with thin lips (or no lips) scare me.

Some canadian sufuer PMd me and told me that he saw me in some canadian fashion blog/website. It was my last controversial pic. It's weird that people would write a blog entry and use a pic without even asking the person. It's kinda creepy that **** like that can happen. The website is pretty lame and pseudo hypebeasty though. http://www.hyrcollective.com/daily-blog/

Just a thought.

In the UK, we now use metric measurements, although this has only been since the seventies.

So occasionally we can encounter Imperial size loo seats which have a slightly larger internal diameter.

The net result here is that you sink further down towards the pan, thus increasing the risk of splashbacks as well as forcing the cheeks together.

As a result of this inconvenience hampering my very impeccable requirements for a clean 'winker' I have addressed the issue as follows:

I like to spread my arse cheeks across the seat so they're not pushed together, and on more slippery surfaces like hard plastic, or on even older models, bakelite, a slightly moistened finger run around the seat encourages a slight 'seat to skin' traction effect and usually prevents what I like to call 'one cheek slippage', which as we know, can cause wasteful overuse of toilet paper.

One word of warning: Should you attempt the moistened finger approach and opt to wet it with saliva, take care to remember that this is a one shot deal and remoistening can lead to the potential of nasty diseases.

Now, with spread cheeks, you can poo safely in the knowledge that only the exit point needs cleaning thus reducing the need for toilet paper, of which overusage not only annoys others (like the OP) when your cruddy paper won't flush, but also helps the environment by the reduction of unnessary tree felling.

Another tip:

Take all your ***** at work. Not only are you saving money on toilet paper, you are also getting paid for it.

Sometimes it's just the little things that make life better.

^^^ This needs to be paired up with graphics and made into a poster.

Originally Posted by chronoaug

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Some canadian sufuer PMd me and told me that he saw me in some canadian fashion blog/website. It was my last controversial pic. It's weird that people would write a blog entry and use a pic without even asking the person. It's kinda creepy that **** like that can happen. The website is pretty lame and pseudo hypebeasty though.

http://www.hyrcollective.com/daily-blog/

That's kind of creepy. Are you going to ask them to take it down?

Originally Posted by somecallmebj

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^^^ This needs to be paired up with graphics and made into a poster.

I will ask a moderator for an educational diagram.

Originally Posted by GoSurface

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That's kind of creepy. Are you going to ask them to take it down?

yea thats actually very dumb of them. i wouldnt expect that from such a big blog. you should go apeshit on them just for the fun of it.

Originally Posted by chronoaug

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Some canadian sufuer PMd me and told me that he saw me in some canadian fashion blog/website. It was my last controversial pic. It's weird that people would write a blog entry and use a pic without even asking the person. It's kinda creepy that **** like that can happen. The website is pretty lame and pseudo hypebeasty though. http://www.hyrcollective.com/daily-blog/
The guy who runs that site is a forum member--Ry'on. Profile here: http://www.styleforum.net/member.php?u=24998

Originally Posted by chronoaug

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Some canadian sufuer PMd me and told me that he saw me in some canadian fashion blog/website. It was my last controversial pic. It's weird that people would write a blog entry and use a pic without even asking the person. It's kinda creepy that **** like that can happen. The website is pretty lame and pseudo hypebeasty though.

http://www.hyrcollective.com/daily-blog/

From the article:

Them ***** are getting tucked and rolled.

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LOL What a tool.

Why is Artisan Fan referred to as Fran? Is his name Francis?

i have always wondered that myself

and is that guy in his avatar with the shades on him?

Originally Posted by Fade to Black

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and is that guy in his avatar with the shades on him?

NO!! That's Van Morrison. Sometimes the association makes me sad.

thanks for clearing that up...always thought that dude in the pic was very stylish

Originally Posted by Fade to Black

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thanks for clearing that up...always thought that dude in the pic was very stylish

Van is peerless.