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SoCal2NYC

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...you barf in your own tote bag and get kicked out of the cab.




Yours?
 

Go Surface

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Two years ago this asshole at a gay club put out his cigarette on my hand. I felt like gay trash on a gay rainbow painted sidewalk.
 

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At the end of a night of debauchery (4 in the morning surrounded by empty vodka bottles and other such contraband) I put a cigarette out on my own wrist. A girl there put a cigarette out on my other wrist. I still have faint parallel scars on each wrist.

I did this insanity with 2 other friends, one of whom ended up with 3 burns on each wrist.
 

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You wake up, covered in vomit, in a ditch in a strange city and must stumble around for just shy of two hours with an insane hangover searching for your car.
 

GQgeek

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Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC
...you barf in your own tote bag and get kicked out of the cab.




Yours?


How about just when you own a tote bag?
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Johnny_5

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Originally Posted by GoSurface
Two years ago this asshole at a gay club put out his cigarette on my hand. I felt like gay trash on a gay rainbow painted sidewalk.

Holy ****. I would have absolutely flipped. How did you handle it?
 

Connemara

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Originally Posted by Johnny_5
Holy ****. I would have absolutely flipped. How did you handle it?
GS offered to blow the guy. That's how these gays operate.
 

West24

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Originally Posted by Connemara
GS offered to blow the guy. That's how these gays operate.

i cant believe you just said that! OMG youre like such an asshole! OMG like OMG1!
 

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A couple of years ago I came to a start realising I'd been sat on the floor of my flat with a half empty bottle of wine having spent 45 minutes watching a television shopping channel doing a special on 'Thomas Kincaid - painter of light'.

I've turned things around since then, thanks.
 

mack11211

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You feel some concrete on your cheek and realize it's the sidewalk.
 

rach2jlc

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Originally Posted by Connemara
GS offered to blow the guy. That's how these gays operate.

So we make the best of a bad situation. Get over it.
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Go Surface

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Originally Posted by Johnny_5
Holy ****. I would have absolutely flipped. How did you handle it?
It took about 10 seconds for it to register in my head that that was what he did. Amid all the loud music, talking, and dancing, it was sort of a blur until my nerve endings went ape-****. I had him escorted out by security.
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GS, genuinely curious, why did the prick do that to you?
I have no idea. I was having a really good time up until that point.
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Some people just like to **** on good times?
 

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... when your arguing fervently with a bouncer to let you into a club, he leans over grabs the cigarette out of your mouth, which causes you to become more fervent, turns it around and puts it in your mouth the right way and tells you he thinks its time you went home.
 

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... when you choke to death on someone else's vomit.
 

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