your last meal

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  1. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    Seared foie gras and a '67 Chateau d'Yquem.

    Ah yes, the '67.

    I did think my idea of asking for a '72 was rather insouciant for a condemned man.
     
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    Dry-aged ribeye stuffed with abalone and shark's fin, topped with foie gras and truffle shavings.
     
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    One fellow asked for SpaghettiOs as part of his last meal. They served him spaghetti. His last words were to the effect of, "I want everyone to know. I ordered SpaghettiOs, not spaghetti, and they gave me spaghetti."

    Some of the last meals in this thread could only be ordered if prior to execution by a camp Bond villain.

    LOL and LOL
     
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    Dummies Guide to the Answer to this Question

    by John April

    If you are ever on death row, request as your last meal a stew containing all the livers and hearts of the prison staff, spiced with a key to your shackles. Request for utensils a loaded gun.
     
  5. Tokyo Slim

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    Corn beef and potatoes, or Shabu Shabu.
    Ha! I can just see you asking for shabu shabu on death row. I bet they screw up the beef... I would say three large cold water lobster tails, a 72 oz medium rare flash broiled porterhouse with salt, pepper, and butter, Spaghetti with browned butter and mizithra cheese, two pounds of crisp thick cut smoked bacon, a 25 piece shrimp cocktail with cocktail sauce and fresh lemon slices, a dozen warm Krispy Kreme original, a pound of smoked gouda, one 14" pepperoni and black olive pizza on hand-tossed crust, A pound of raw cookie dough, a pack of Camel Turkish Gold cigarettes, and ten double size Rockstar energy drinks. I'd never make it to the gas chamber... [​IMG]
     
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    I'm hoping to enjoy a liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
     
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    CTGuy Made Guy

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    I would probably enjoy some surf and turf.
     
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    I'm hoping to enjoy a liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
    I see you more as the feyer Lecter from the final Hannibal movie.
     
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    A dodo egg.
     
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    I'm surprised some of the self-imagined law-and-order types on this board haven't posted to say that instead of getting some cushy last meal, offenders' hearts and entrails should be removed while they are living and ritually eaten by the victims.
     
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    A dodo egg.

    garnished with the petals of a black orchid.
     
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    I see you more as the feyer Lecter from the final Hannibal movie.
    I thought his way of hitting that prison guard in Silence was very poetic.

    It should have been paired with some Lully.
     
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    Ha! I can just see you asking for shabu shabu on death row.
    I bet they screw up the beef...

    I would say three large cold water lobster tails, a 72 oz medium rare flash broiled porterhouse with salt, pepper, and butter, Spaghetti with browned butter and mizithra cheese, two pounds of crisp thick cut smoked bacon, a 25 piece shrimp cocktail with cocktail sauce and fresh lemon slices, a dozen warm Krispy Kreme original, a pound of smoked gouda, one 14" pepperoni and black olive pizza on hand-tossed crust, A pound of raw cookie dough, a pack of Camel Turkish Gold cigarettes, and ten double size Rockstar energy drinks.

    I'd never make it to the gas chamber...

    [​IMG]


    Sweet love of god.... I'm in

    K
     
  14. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    A dodo egg.
    garnished with the petals of a black orchid.


    Served with a very slightly chilled -- enough so the bottle develops a slight frost but not visible droplets of perspiration -- '72 Chateau d'Yquem.
     
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    This was brought up in an episode of the ali g show- I would take his advice and order an all you can eat buffet. Just keep eating/living forever.
     

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