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Your experience losing the Virginity

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SC Widders, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. Huntsman

    Huntsman Senior member

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    Good god, Hunts. We're talking about secks here. There's no quicker way to get Mr. Johnson to go limp than thinking about stress and heat transfer when he's double-wrapped. I think this might be the reason why engineering g33ks never got the poon (not you, of course [​IMG]) -- they just couldn't keep it up, thinking about thermondynamics equations and diffyQ and shit.
    [​IMG] Even teh sechs has teh engineeing component. Teh problem with most of the g33ks is they get overwhelmed easily and lose it -- g33ks not used to emotional impulses not brought on by MMORPGs... Alls I'm saying: underdamped harmonic motion ftw! ~ H
     
  2. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    It happened back in the late 1960s ... I was probably on acid. I remember not the who, what, where, why, etc.
    We must be related. Or perhaps, in some weird space/time continuum way, we are the same entity.
     
  3. milosz

    milosz Senior member

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    I tried having sex on acid in high school. Fuck that shit, it was horrible.
     
  4. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I tried having sex on acid in high school. Fuck that shit, it was horrible.
    Sex on acid is hit or miss. I generally had a good time with it.
     
  5. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    Sex on acid is hit or miss. I generally had a good time with it.

    I am Dakota Rube, and I endorse this message.
     
  6. why

    why Senior member

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    Sex on acid is hit or miss. I generally had a good time with it.
    If you didn't, today you'd beware the mollusk.
     
  7. RSS

    RSS Senior member

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    Sex on acid is hit or miss. I generally had a good time with it.
    Yes, much depends on one's frame of mind ... and the "quality" of the acid. Ah ... those were the days.

    EDIT: Of course, in many ways ... the current days are much better ... especially wardrobe wise.
     
  8. bigboy

    bigboy Senior member

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    How is this not in DT yet? This must be a record.
     
  9. Gravitas

    Gravitas Senior member

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    To this day, I sometimes wish I could go back and have sex with those women who I sucked with and show them what I've learned with time and experience but that's just to soothe my ego.

    If Barney could do it, so can you!

    Since no one caught it, I should add that wearing two condoms (well, at least at the same time and on the same member) is incredibly bad advice. A lot of people say it out of the expectation that two condoms will deaden sensation and thus allow for a longer performance, or that it makes the likelihood of pregnancy less. Neither is true. Condoms are actually fairly high-performance devices and they are not designed to tolerate the frictional shear stresses that will be imposed on them by the sliding of one condom on another -- this will generate heat while stressing the material and will make both condoms more prone to break. This is bad.

    ~ H


    I've known this since I knew what a condom was, so I always fail to understand how anyone could take such advice seriously. Ah well, although someone stated it prior in this thread (that is, prior to you), it is good as he may have taken it at face.
     
  10. TGPlastic

    TGPlastic Senior member

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    Sex on acid is better than sex on yayo.
     
  11. Crosstalker

    Crosstalker Senior member

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    The Internet is good for about 47,000,000 things. This kind of advice on this kind of forum isn't one of them.

    HILARIOUS stuff.
     
  12. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    The Internet is good for about 47,000,000 things. This kind of advice on this kind of forum isn't one of them.

    HILARIOUS stuff.


    95% bullshit, but there actually were a few good posts in this thread. Mostly lame jokes, and idiots posting idiocy. But some good advice was added here and there.
     
  13. LabelKing

    LabelKing Senior member

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    I like to drive on acid.
     
  14. Crosstalker

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  15. DNW

    DNW Senior member

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    I think we're due for an update from the OP.
     
  16. ama

    ama Senior member

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    I think we're due for an update from the OP.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. chronoaug

    chronoaug Senior member

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    i haven't read this thread yet but was curious how many of the 117 posts were "loosing" related jokes?
     
  18. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    Sometimes when I drink a lot of cheap beer and indulge in too much lousy Tex-Mex food, I get rather loose.
    Does that count?
     
  19. crazyquik

    crazyquik Senior member

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    I suggest you find a couple of swingers on craigslist and loose it to them.
     
  20. fleet on feet

    fleet on feet Senior member

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    we need actual input first

    it seems as though you have answered your own question about what to do
     

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