Your experience losing the Virginity

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  1. Duff_Man

    Duff_Man Senior member

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    This is the best thread ever! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  2. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    I'm surprised that conne isn't here offering advice. He recently lost his virginity. It wasn't to a woman, but still...
     


  3. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    I'm surprised that conne isn't here offering advice. He recently lost his virginity. It wasn't to a woman, but still...

    Maybe if you're lucky he'll pm you some advice so that maybe one day you'll get the chance.
     


  4. ama

    ama Senior member

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    I hope I'm not too late: [​IMG]

    Ask her if she wants to tape the magical moment to share for years to come with you and millions of your closest friends. [​IMG]
     


  5. M. Bardamu

    M. Bardamu Senior member

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    If you feel you're going to nut too soon:

    1.) Reach behind, grasp your bag, and pull firmly downward with a quarter-turn (doesn't matter which direction)

    OR

    2.) Think of a massive pile of rotting garbage with a putrefying cat lying on top.

    Work for me every time.
     


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  7. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I'm so glad you're taking the 1st step... it won't be long till you're gonna start threads asking about atm, dirty sanchez, buttsechs, pearl necklaces, washing spooge out of her hair, bukkake, fun with fleshlight, etc.....

    as for your questions:

    1. How long does it generally last?

    quicker than what she expected.

    2. Did you have any idea of what you were doing?

    yes, because I was an experienced porn viewer long before the 1st deed. I knew I have to do a "porn ending" which was a surprise for her!

    3. What are some techniqes you would recommend for the most pleasurable experiance possible for both people?

    ladies always fakes it, what matters is you get your rocks off then sleep it off immediately afterwards.
     


  8. TGPlastic

    TGPlastic Senior member

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    Watch a lot of porn for tips and pointers. Take notes. Those guys are pros. The most important thing is where you blow your wad. Face, tits, hair --those are the targets in descending order of preference. Extra points if you can put it in her mouth after it was in her bum. Good luck.
     


  9. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Watch a lot of porn for tips and pointers. Take notes. Those guys are pros. The most important thing is where you blow your wad. Face, tits, hair --those are the targets in descending order of preference. Extra points if you can put it in her mouth after it was in her bum. Good luck.

    Definitely not dude, make sure you wear a bag. In fact, wrap your rascal two times. The last thing you want is some of your precious bodily fluids to wind up inside her because then she'll pop out a kid and your life will be over.
     


  10. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Where were you guys when I lost my v-card the first time? I could have used the help!
     


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  12. Dakota rube

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    ...when I lost my v-card the first time?...

    Wait.
    Wut?
     


  13. LabelKing

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    Just don't have a urinary tract infection.
     


  14. Jekyll

    Jekyll Senior member

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    Wait.
    Wut?

    Jesus will give it back if you ask.
     


  15. clee1982

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    watch porn for starter? at least you will know where to put in... oh wait, maybe not, they put in everywhere these days...
     


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