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Your experience losing the Virginity

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SC Widders, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. Davidko19

    Davidko19 Senior member

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    If you wear a fake mustache, you'll appear much older and, thus, more experienced. She'll be more at ease. Now, don't get anything ridiculous like a handlebar, but don't go pencil either. Think Magnum PI. Next, oil your bod. You want the muscles to be highlighted in the light and glisten. Please forego the Ax Body Spray...it will sting her eyes and mouth. Irish Spring soap is your friend.
    And THIS is why he is the Teacher. 1. Go twice as slow as you think you should. You will want to move fast, dont. 2. I was scared shitless to eat the snatch. It can be traumatizing but try it out if you want or if its necessary. (PRO TIP: If you feel like your about to nut too early pull out and proceed to go back down on her to tame the urges) The first chance I had to have sex my weiner couldnt fit in and I never got another chance with this chick. To this day I think that if I just went slower instead of pouncing and/or ate her out to help lube her up I coulda banged stephanie....
     
  2. unjung

    unjung Senior member

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    The first chance I had to have sex my weiner couldnt fit in and I never got another chance. To this day I think that if I just went slower instead of pouncing and/or ate her out to help lube her up I coulda banged stephanie....

    Gotta use lube on the post-ops bro.
     
  3. West24

    West24 Senior member

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    if she knows youre a virgin then whats to be nervous about? i understand if you told her you were a conne level pimp and then when it came to sex you were a virgin id be worried. when she goes is it in and you say its over come back!
     
  4. BDC2823

    BDC2823 Senior member

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    Gotta use lube on the post-ops bro.

    I'm surprised Stephan didn't take the initiative with the lube. You'd think it would have lube lying around from before.
     
  5. Teacher

    Teacher Senior member

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    Chuck Norris never lost his virginity. He commanded to begone.
     
  6. Duff_Man

    Duff_Man Senior member

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    This is the best thread ever! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  7. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    I'm surprised that conne isn't here offering advice. He recently lost his virginity. It wasn't to a woman, but still...
     
  8. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    I'm surprised that conne isn't here offering advice. He recently lost his virginity. It wasn't to a woman, but still...

    Maybe if you're lucky he'll pm you some advice so that maybe one day you'll get the chance.
     
  9. ama

    ama Senior member

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    I hope I'm not too late: [​IMG]

    Ask her if she wants to tape the magical moment to share for years to come with you and millions of your closest friends. [​IMG]
     
  10. M. Bardamu

    M. Bardamu Senior member

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    If you feel you're going to nut too soon:

    1.) Reach behind, grasp your bag, and pull firmly downward with a quarter-turn (doesn't matter which direction)

    OR

    2.) Think of a massive pile of rotting garbage with a putrefying cat lying on top.

    Work for me every time.
     
  11. LabelKing

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  12. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I'm so glad you're taking the 1st step... it won't be long till you're gonna start threads asking about atm, dirty sanchez, buttsechs, pearl necklaces, washing spooge out of her hair, bukkake, fun with fleshlight, etc.....

    as for your questions:

    1. How long does it generally last?

    quicker than what she expected.

    2. Did you have any idea of what you were doing?

    yes, because I was an experienced porn viewer long before the 1st deed. I knew I have to do a "porn ending" which was a surprise for her!

    3. What are some techniqes you would recommend for the most pleasurable experiance possible for both people?

    ladies always fakes it, what matters is you get your rocks off then sleep it off immediately afterwards.
     
  13. TGPlastic

    TGPlastic Senior member

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    Watch a lot of porn for tips and pointers. Take notes. Those guys are pros. The most important thing is where you blow your wad. Face, tits, hair --those are the targets in descending order of preference. Extra points if you can put it in her mouth after it was in her bum. Good luck.
     
  14. Harold falcon

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    Watch a lot of porn for tips and pointers. Take notes. Those guys are pros. The most important thing is where you blow your wad. Face, tits, hair --those are the targets in descending order of preference. Extra points if you can put it in her mouth after it was in her bum. Good luck.

    Definitely not dude, make sure you wear a bag. In fact, wrap your rascal two times. The last thing you want is some of your precious bodily fluids to wind up inside her because then she'll pop out a kid and your life will be over.
     
  15. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Where were you guys when I lost my v-card the first time? I could have used the help!
     
  16. ssnyc

    ssnyc Senior member

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    IMPORTANT NOTICE: No media files are hosted on these forums. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website. We can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. If the video does not play, wait a minute or try again later. I AGREE

    TIP: to embed Youtube clips, put only the encoded part of the Youtube URL, e.g. eBGIQ7ZuuiU between the tags.
     
  17. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ...when I lost my v-card the first time?...

    Wait.
    Wut?
     
  18. LabelKing

    LabelKing Senior member

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    Just don't have a urinary tract infection.
     
  19. Jekyll

    Jekyll Senior member

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    Wait.
    Wut?

    Jesus will give it back if you ask.
     
  20. clee1982

    clee1982 Senior member

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    watch porn for starter? at least you will know where to put in... oh wait, maybe not, they put in everywhere these days...
     

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