Your experience losing the Virginity

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  1. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    man, I'm in a dry spell so long I feel my virginity growing back.
     


  2. SC Widders

    SC Widders Well-Known Member

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    You should really go with a hooker for your first time. Pay her extra to take her time and show you which organ is inserted where. Then when it comes time to have sexual relations with the sorority girl who passed out in your dorm room you'll know what you're doing.

    Just make sure the hooker you go with is a biological female. Trannies are fine in moderation, but if you make love to one your first time out it could cause some confusion going forward since their genitalia can be quite different from biological women.


    Ha, I wish I'd done that in the beginning but there are no hookers where I live haha. Seriously though, she's a special girl to me and I've waited out until I had this feeling about someone to loose it.

    Sell it on Ebay. Look, I mean, I'll give you like 50 bucks for it. Tops.

    LMAO, no homo!

    For her? Complete disappointment.

    Thats what I was thinking[​IMG]

    i thought conne would be when you are talking about partners with more xp.

    PM Neo_Version_7 and Tagutcow. They are the SF masters in this department.

    If it comes to me having to, I'll PM all 4 haha!

    This thread has potential for making the best of 2010 top list.

    Carry on.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]


    I'm sure it would... but thats least important now!

    Since its a special night, ask her if you can put it in the butt too!

    Umm.....[​IMG]
     


  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Be careful not to insert too far in, or you might bump the cervix. That's where the teeth are. Avoid those.

    [​IMG]

    Noice!

    You want some real, actual, sound advice? Jack off before the date.
     


  4. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    Noice!

    You want some real, actual, sound advice? Jack off before the date.


    Bet you never imagined you'd be writing those words on the Internet.
     


  5. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Noice!

    You want some real, actual, sound advice? Jack off all day before the date.


    FTFY (AM)
     


  6. thenanyu

    thenanyu Senior member

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    ^^ Yeah, that's pretty good. Be sure to get feedback from her on if you are going too fast, slow, hard, deep etc.. or not enough.
     


  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Bet you never imagined you'd be writing those words on the Internet.

    I've given that advice to many young lads. Just wish someone had shared it with me. [​IMG]
     


  8. CDFS

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    How's it going everyone... So I know that this is a stupid thread, however I'm just trying to get a general idea of what to expect. My girlfriend has been wanting to have sex with me for a while, but with me being the inexperianced one (the virgin), I've put it off because I don't know what to do or what to expect for my first time. My question to you all, especially the guys who lost their virginity to someone with experiance: 1. How long does it generally last? 2. Did you have any idea of what you were doing? 3. What are some techniqes you would recommend for the most pleasurable experiance possible for both people? Please share stories if you are willing, I just don't want to go into this thing head first without gathering information from guys who are more knowledgeable. Thanks
    In the hope that you are serious, I'll give some serious answers. 1: Generally it lasts as long as you will. There's no rush. Go through all the stadia: Kissing, petting, undressing, kissing again, etc. If you think of it, try it. You'll soon find out if she likes it. PRO TIP: Slow down dude, you've got all night. 2. Not so much. It doesn't have to be a star performance. She's your GF. She like likes you, right? She won't instantly leave you, so you may be able to try again. PRO TIP: I've got nothing here. 3. Cuddle afterwards. Enjoy not so much your victory on the world and your geekish friends, but enjoy the experience with HER. PRO TIP: Any failings can be redressed with self-depricating humour.
     


  9. SC Widders

    SC Widders Well-Known Member

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    Noice!

    You want some real, actual, sound advice? Jack off before the date.


    Haha, I wouldn't have imagined to hear that. I thought I'd take 2 beers and drink them before we got started.... or a shot of liquor [​IMG]

    ^^ Yeah, that's pretty good. Be sure to get feedback from her on if you are going too fast, slow, hard, deep etc.. or not enough.

    Now that does sound like some generally good feedback!

    In the hope that you are serious, I'll give some serious answers.

    1: Generally it lasts as long as you will. There's no rush. Go through all the stadia: Kissing, petting, undressing, kissing again, etc. If you think of it, try it. You'll soon find out if she likes it.

    PRO TIP: Slow down dude, you've got all night.

    2. Not so much. It doesn't have to be a star performance. She's your GF. She like likes you, right? She won't instantly leave you, so you may be able to try again.

    PRO TIP: I've got nothing here.

    3. Cuddle afterwards. Enjoy not so much your victory on the world and your geekish friends, but enjoy the experience with HER.

    PRO TIP: Any failings can be redressed with self-depricating humour.


    Wow, great advice CDFS! I'll be sure to keep these things in mind....

    More comments welcomed
     


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    If she's the experienced one then let her take the lead. If she knows you've got the virgeen then dont worry so much about performance. If you feel insecure, keep your socks on. Forget everything you seen in the Pr0ns, now is not the time to try and knock it like a champ, take time to enjoy it, and smile.

    PRO TIP: Never ask "Was it good for you?" afterwards.
     


  11. CrocsRock

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    I'm going to assume that she knows it's your first time, in which case you might be able to take your cues from her. That said, you may also with to take charge and spend some time on foreplay (if it's your first time, this can help get her worked up without... finishing your end of the deal too quickly). Ask her what she likes and do it. Honestly, a lot of sex just comes down to communicating what you want (christ, that sounds dorky).

    Don't worry about it too much. Just aim to give her a good time, ask her what she likes, etc. We were all virgins once.

    Also, feel free to lick the kitty. Gals do like it. And they'll generally pay you back. And do NOT spank her unless she tells you. Trust me on this.
     


  12. why

    why Senior member

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    Damn I missed the first page. Really wanted to use the [​IMG].

    Real suggestion: just let her get on top and fuck you.
     


  13. unjung

    unjung Senior member

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    My first time was also with a more experienced woman (well, 16 year old girl). It was very good. We were in luuuuuv, which also helped. [​IMG] And I didn't get off the first three times. ...I wonder how she's doing today?
    For her? Complete disappointment.
    Unlikely. She's probably young and in love.
     


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    My first time was also with a more experienced woman (well, 16 year old girl). It was very good. We were in luuuuuv, which also helped. [​IMG] And I didn't get off the first three times.

    ...I wonder how she's doing today?



    Unlikely. She's probably young and in love.


    A rather precocious 16 year old no doubt.
     


  15. unjung

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    A rather precocious 16 year old no doubt.

    She was a fucking tramp.
     


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