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Your definition of a chunky girl?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gilwood, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. gilwood

    gilwood Senior member

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    Someone was trying to set me up recently and I told him I wasn't into chunky girls. He said what's chunky? So my reply was:

    From 5'0" at 100 lbs, add 4 lbs for every inch of height. Subtract 2 additional lbs for every cup size above A. Anything above that weight is chunky.

    For instance, The current girl I'm seeing is 115 lbs, 5'4" and a D cup (Very lopsided) and not chunky!
     
  2. grundletaint

    grundletaint Senior member

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    if the bitch is fat,
    the bitch is fat.
    don't need no arithmetic
    to see dat.
     
  3. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.
     
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    Joffrey Senior member

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    Double chin, wings, folds, a gut.
     
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    scarphe Senior member

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    with a waist larger than mine.
     
  6. intent

    intent Senior member

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    This will not end well . . .
     
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    thekunk07 Senior member

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    anything bigger than an 8
     
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    CDFS Senior member

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    Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.
    And here is a formula for great leggs. Now, you'll know for sure if you (should) like 'em.
     
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    JohnGalt Senior member

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    if the bitch is fat,
    the bitch is fat.
    don't need no arithmetic
    to see dat.


    qft
     
  10. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    What if she is blue-collar?
    Does that change the formula?
     
  11. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    What if she is blue-collar?
    Does that change the formula?


    This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

    How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?
     
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    AntiHero84 Senior member

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    The_Jar Senior member

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    more cushion for the pushion
     
  14. BDC2823

    BDC2823 Senior member

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    This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

    How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?


    Given these conditions with one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel, I think the amount of baggage one is willing to overlook would increase dramatically.

    Would you rather drive a broken down Pinto for a few months if it meant that you were then given a Lamborghini when the Pinto bit the dust? Or would you rather drive a low mileage Corvette for a few years knowing that you don't get dick once it gets old, weathered, and the engine stops working?
     
  15. AntiHero84

    AntiHero84 Senior member

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    more cushion for the pushion

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    Helix Senior member

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    [​IMG]

    I read it with a stereotypical french accent. Worked for me.
     
  17. edmorel

    edmorel Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    anything bigger than an 8

    so you'd think my cawk is obese.


    A lot of guys here have women issues, the fact that you know your girlfriend's weight is rather disturbing.
     
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    The_Jar Senior member

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    I read it with a stereotypical french accent. Worked for me.

    mid century french deep sea diver was more what i was after, but yours was good too
     
  19. RedLantern

    RedLantern Senior member

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    so you'd think my cawk is obese.


    A lot of guys here have women issues, the fact that you know your girlfriend's weight is rather disturbing.


    +1 Who has a formula for what they're attracted to?[​IMG]
     
  20. gilwood

    gilwood Senior member

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    A lot of guys here have women issues, the fact that you know your girlfriend's weight is rather disturbing.

    It was on the background check. I needed to make sure she didn't have a blue collar job.
     

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