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Your definition of a chunky girl?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gilwood, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. gilwood

    gilwood Senior Member

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    Someone was trying to set me up recently and I told him I wasn't into chunky girls. He said what's chunky? So my reply was:

    From 5'0" at 100 lbs, add 4 lbs for every inch of height. Subtract 2 additional lbs for every cup size above A. Anything above that weight is chunky.

    For instance, The current girl I'm seeing is 115 lbs, 5'4" and a D cup (Very lopsided) and not chunky!
     


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    grundletaint Distinguished Member

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    if the bitch is fat,
    the bitch is fat.
    don't need no arithmetic
    to see dat.
     


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    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.
     


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    Joffrey Stylish Dinosaur

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    Double chin, wings, folds, a gut.
     


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    scarphe Distinguished Member

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    with a waist larger than mine.
     


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    This will not end well . . .
     


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    thekunk07 Stylish Dinosaur

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    anything bigger than an 8
     


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    Finally: a formula for separating the gazelles from the heifers. Just what I've been looking for all my life.
    And here is a formula for great leggs. Now, you'll know for sure if you (should) like 'em.
     


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    if the bitch is fat,
    the bitch is fat.
    don't need no arithmetic
    to see dat.


    qft
     


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    Dakota rube Stylish Dinosaur

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    What if she is blue-collar?
    Does that change the formula?
     


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    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    What if she is blue-collar?
    Does that change the formula?


    This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

    How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?
     


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    Muffin-Top.
     


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    The_Jar Senior Member

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    more cushion for the pushion
     


  14. BDC2823

    BDC2823 Distinguished Member

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    This brings up an interesting phenomenon.

    How much extra baggage would you be willing to overlook if she had, say, a trust fund? Or a liquor store and a heart condition? Or rode her own Harley from time to time?


    Given these conditions with one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel, I think the amount of baggage one is willing to overlook would increase dramatically.

    Would you rather drive a broken down Pinto for a few months if it meant that you were then given a Lamborghini when the Pinto bit the dust? Or would you rather drive a low mileage Corvette for a few years knowing that you don't get dick once it gets old, weathered, and the engine stops working?
     


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    more cushion for the pushion

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