For additional context, I'm a 61-year-old, skinny, bald, married white male. Too young to get the "adorably eccentric old man" get out of jail free card. You don't get one of those until you are 70.
I'll give you some obvious tryhard signals for my cohort:
But these are too easy; they're throwaways. I'm more interested in what would be considered tryhard, regardless of age.
- trophy wives
- mid-life crisis cars (ferraris etc.)
- dyed hair or any kind of "hair system"
- plastic surgery
- plastic bead or any other kind of bracelet
IDK...if you're older, divorced and well off, why wouldn't you get a trophy wife? Why wouldn't you get a hot car? If those things are wrong I don't want to be right.