Would You Sleep W/ Your Childhood Friend's Mom?

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  1. itsstillmatt

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    I have always turned my friend's mom down.

    She's a "handsome" woman, but her prime is far behind her. I like her family, including her husband - and I'm still pretty good friends with her son.

    But it sounds like you are in a different boat. Sounds like something I'd probably do if I were you.
     
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    If I was in the same situation and this was your mother I'd sleep with her. You may interpret this answer as you want.
     
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    I think she just needs more help with the dogfood....[​IMG]
     
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    The "hunt country" area.

    Just wait until March and nail her at Gold Cup among the drunken horsey set.
     
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    Why didn't you just head straight home with her from the pet store? Then you could have avoided all of this hand-wringing.
     
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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    What a great episode.

    "What the hell is she doing here? Really? I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You wanna know what I'm doing here, shit-for-brains? I had sex with your dad! That's right! I had sex with your father, because just like you I like my sex old and ugly! And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with them! It just falls off because that's what you do, Dennis Reynolds - you like to have sex with old people! And you said that you loved me! You said "I love you", and so I thought "Okay, well, I love you too"! How do you show love? You go and have sex with old people! So that's what I did!"
     
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    very european. if you can get away with it. i can't think of a good reason why not.

    then again, i watched the graduate last night, in HD. so if my opinion is skewed...
     
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    You can't divide by zero.
    Bravo!
     
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    since, as you say, the friend turned into a neo-douche, then this is HIS karmic retribution. You are just the lucky "executioner" of sorts [​IMG]
     

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