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Would You Sleep W/ Your Childhood Friend's Mom?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Manny Calavera, Jan 12, 2008.

  1. JetBlast

    JetBlast Senior member

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    Or the person in Teh Conneboi's avatar.

    JB
     
  2. Bradford

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    Should I just stop being a pussy and have at it?

    Yes - and as they say, this thread is worthless without pictures.
     
  3. Crooow

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    "MATT! IF YOU DONT FUCK HER, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL MYSELF!"

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Senior member

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    Where?

    And yes, fuck her.


    The "hunt country" area.

    A couple things: I do not have any pictures to share. I guess I could try and forage for a Facebook or MySpace account, to see if "the guy" has posted any pictures of him and his mother, but I can only see that leading to destruction. I am not an awkward, ridiculous virgin. On a scale from Conne to Joe Namath, I'd say I'd rank at about edmorel. I have plenty of experience, just not in this situation. I am not concerned about any friendship this guy and I might have developed, just that he not find out. But, I guess I shouldn't care either way.

    Anyway, I've decided I'm going for it. Going to give her a call, head over there tomorrow evening and hopefully her vag doesn't smell like mothballs or rich, chocolaty Ovaltine. Wish me luck.
     
  5. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    On a scale from Conne to Joe Namath, I'd say I'd rank at about edmorel.
    The bottom of the scale is in fact "imageWIS."
     
  6. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The bottom of the scale is in fact "imageWIS."
    You can't divide by zero.
     
  7. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    You can't divide by zero.
    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] That is priceless. One for the record books!
     
  8. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Oh, yes, now that I think again. Be sure to take notes.
     
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    I have always turned my friend's mom down.

    She's a "handsome" woman, but her prime is far behind her. I like her family, including her husband - and I'm still pretty good friends with her son.

    But it sounds like you are in a different boat. Sounds like something I'd probably do if I were you.
     
  11. Fuuma

    Fuuma Senior member

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    If I was in the same situation and this was your mother I'd sleep with her. You may interpret this answer as you want.
     
  12. designprofessor

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    I think she just needs more help with the dogfood....[​IMG]
     
  13. limping_decorum

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    The "hunt country" area.

    Just wait until March and nail her at Gold Cup among the drunken horsey set.
     
  14. Arethusa

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    You can't divide by zero.
    6, 366 posts have all been practice for this masterpiece.
     
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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
     
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    Why didn't you just head straight home with her from the pet store? Then you could have avoided all of this hand-wringing.
     
  17. nerdykarim

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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    What a great episode.

    "What the hell is she doing here? Really? I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You wanna know what I'm doing here, shit-for-brains? I had sex with your dad! That's right! I had sex with your father, because just like you I like my sex old and ugly! And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with them! It just falls off because that's what you do, Dennis Reynolds - you like to have sex with old people! And you said that you loved me! You said "I love you", and so I thought "Okay, well, I love you too"! How do you show love? You go and have sex with old people! So that's what I did!"
     
  18. heavyd

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    very european. if you can get away with it. i can't think of a good reason why not.

    then again, i watched the graduate last night, in HD. so if my opinion is skewed...
     
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    You can't divide by zero.
    Bravo!
     
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    since, as you say, the friend turned into a neo-douche, then this is HIS karmic retribution. You are just the lucky "executioner" of sorts [​IMG]
     

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