Would You Sleep W/ Your Childhood Friend's Mom?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Manny Calavera, Jan 12, 2008.

  1. Brian SD

    Brian SD Moderator

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    If you're worried about repercussions with her son, just do it. He probably won't find out anyway.
     


  2. crush

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    you are seriously thinking about not hitting it?
    seriously?[​IMG]
     


  3. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Senior member

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    Are you sure this isn't some sort of fantasy you just made up?! [​IMG]


    ---She's married? I figured she was a single mom with multiple boyfriends when they were growing up. This is his fantasy, so I'm sure he can just make her unmarried in his mind...

    It can't actually be real... Can it?


    She is not married and this is real. I have some semblance of a life and have no need to embarrass myself on an internet message board making up stories. If it weren't real, I'd definitely make the story a little sexier. That said, I don't blame you for being suspicious as the entire thing is odd, hence why I decided to post here. It's surreal to the point its almost made me uncomfortable, and my brain is trying to out-wit my penis.

    Though it's probably not common for the mother to recap her daily fuckfests with her son lol

    Well, this is rural Virginia.
     


  4. Crooow

    Crooow Senior member

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    Sounds like you really don't have any type of relationship with the friend any longer.

    Granted, if he finds out it might be weird if you run into him unexpectedly, but who really cares? Maybe you'll actually get some great scene out of a movie where you see him in a nice restaurant, or a boardroom, or a baptism, and he screams "I can't believe you slept with my MOM!!!!", leaving everyone in the place to stare at you with wonder.

    With that said, assuming you're single, why on earth wouldn't you pursue that? What a great story you'd have to look back on in the future. [​IMG]
     


  5. LabelKing

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    Will you post a video?
     


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    She is not married and this is real. I have some semblance of a life and have no need to embarrass myself on an internet message board making up stories. If it weren't real, I'd definitely make the story a little sexier. That said, I don't blame you for being suspicious as the entire thing is odd, hence why I decided to post here. It's surreal to the point its almost made me uncomfortable, and my brain is trying to out-wit my penis.

    I say go for it

    Being a city boy myself, I've wondered if there was much of a difference. Is it like free range chicken?
     


  7. Coho

    Coho Senior member

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    It will happen if the mom and son find themselves in a tense situation. I've said many things to my former ex about my past sex exploits just to piss her off, especially when we argue.

    What if in the spur of the moment, the mom said "...and yeah, I fuck John your childhood soccer buddy, what do you think about that huh?"

    When that happens, you better move to a different country or continent depending on his capacity for violence. Think Eminem in 8 miles going after Jeff, his school buddy for sleeping with his mom.



    Or do you happen to keep a Louisville Slugger handy?

    Though it's probably not common for the mother to recap her daily fuckfests with her son lol
     


  8. Coho

    Coho Senior member

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    With the rise of MILF porn, I still don't understand the attraction. There are tons of hot girls my age and I assume the OP is young to do it with without consequences, why go after a used one? It's like driving an old Ford.

    Sounds like you really don't have any type of relationship with the friend any longer.

    Granted, if he finds out it might be weird if you run into him unexpectedly, but who really cares? Maybe you'll actually get some great scene out of a movie where you see him in a nice restaurant, or a boardroom, or a baptism, and he screams "I can't believe you slept with my MOM!!!!", leaving everyone in the place to stare at you with wonder.

    With that said, assuming you're single, why on earth wouldn't you pursue that? What a great story you'd have to look back on in the future. [​IMG]
     


  9. LabelKing

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    With the rise of MILF porn, I still don't understand the attraction. There are tons of hot girls my age and I assume the OP is young to do it with without consequences, why go after a used one? It's like driving an old Ford.

    Do you think the seats are stained?
     


  10. Sander

    Sander Senior member

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    With the rise of MILF porn, I still don't understand the attraction. There are tons of hot girls my age and I assume the OP is young to do it with without consequences, why go after a used one? It's like driving an old Ford.
    If it wouldn't kill me, I'd drive an old Ford - just to have made the experience.

    PS: jonglover - you are aware that, now that you told us the story, you are obliged to tell us the ending of it? Detailed?
     


  11. texas_jack

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    You've got to do this. For all of us. Please do it.
     


  12. underwearer

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    If the daughter is unavailable then go for it...My childhood friends moms are all like 70 now.
     


  13. Crooow

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    With the rise of MILF porn, I still don't understand the attraction. There are tons of hot girls my age and I assume the OP is young to do it with without consequences, why go after a used one? It's like driving an old Ford.

    Have we instituted some form of nookie rationing that I'm unaware of?

    Damn you, Patriot Act!!! [​IMG]
     


  14. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    It's like driving an old Ford.

    The ZZ Top Eliminator car is an old Ford, no?
    As is the 429 Cobra
    and the GT 40

    In short, if she's interested and you take this opportunity, you will probably have a fond memory rather than a bitter regret.
     


  15. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    427 cobra, right? Anyway, if you are into casual sex, hell yeah, have sex with her. It will be fun for both of you and older women don't mess around in the bedroom. They've seen it all and there are much less games to be played. Enjoy yourself.
     


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