We've had a lot of suggestions about the best movie ever, how about the worst movie ever? Â Two requirements: (1) it must be rentable at Blockbuster, and (2) it must have a mainstream movie star. Â In other words, to be truly awful, a movie must at the very least aspire to be good. Here's my short list (I'm sure there are others, but this is what I came up with off the top of my head): Eye of the Beholder Poison Ivy Last night I saw Clementine, which I thought was going to star Steven Seagal. Â Seagal has about three minutes of screen time. Â The movie is a very poor ripoff of Kickboxer and about a dozen other martial-arts movies. Â The mortal sin it committed was lack of action. Â I think it makes the list. What's on your list?