Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded in a Police Report

[Dr. Mabuse]

I came across this while looking for something else. I will let the link speak for itself.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

 

[ConcernedParent]

Adam Watson..... why?

 

[Zachgranstrom]

Originally Posted by ConcernedParent

Adam Watson..... why?


+1

 

[dune]

The harpoons.


Man them.

 

[SpooPoker]

'Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

 

[intent]

"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams"

But I think this is a repost though.

 

[Teacher]

I can't stop shuddering....

 

[edinatlanta]

Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I'm going to cut your ******* throat.

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

Originally Posted by ConcernedParent

Adam Watson..... why?
The only rational explanation is that he's setting up a glaucoma claim for a medical marijuana prescription. Even then . . . so not worth it.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by edinatlanta

Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I'm going to cut your ******* throat.

That's Conne's line.

 

[Mark from Plano]

Originally Posted by edinatlanta

Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ******* throat.
A line never previously recorded in a police report, that's true. But a line I'll wager that is often heard at the State Correctional Facility for Women where she'll be spending a good bit of time for the next few months.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Mark from Plano

A line never previously recorded in a police report, that's true. But a line I'll wager that is often heard at the State Correctional Facility for Women where she'll be spending a good bit of time for the next few months.

Win.

 

[runner-guy]

This reminds of the George Carlin stand up:

Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in ******, I'm going to chop ******* off."

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by runner-guy

This reminds of the George Carlin stand up:

Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in ******, I'm going to chop ******* off."

I believe George Carlin already said that.

 

[SladeDT]

It begs the question, if you were stuck on an island and that ***** was waving a knife at you telling you to eat her ***** or die, what would you do? (You can't kill her btw because she's somehow oddly invincible)