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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded in a Police Report

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"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams"
But I think this is a repost though.
 

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I can't stop shuddering....

 

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Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat.
 

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Originally Posted by ConcernedParent
Adam Watson..... why?
The only rational explanation is that he's setting up a glaucoma claim for a medical marijuana prescription. Even then . . . so not worth it.
 

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Originally Posted by edinatlanta
Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.
A line never previously recorded in a police report, that's true. But a line I'll wager that is often heard at the State Correctional Facility for Women where she'll be spending a good bit of time for the next few months.
 

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This reminds of the George Carlin stand up:

Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."
 

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Originally Posted by runner-guy
This reminds of the George Carlin stand up:

Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."


I believe George Carlin already said that.
 

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It begs the question, if you were stuck on an island and that bitch was waving a knife at you telling you to eat her pussy or die, what would you do? (You can't kill her btw because she's somehow oddly invincible)
 

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