Woman Stuff (things girls love that you dont get)

[sonick]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Well, I get up to about half the shaft in the toilet water so it is a bit uncomfortable but it's kinda like urinating in the pool when you were younger.

 

[bachbeet]

DR wrote: The freaking Lifetime Channel

I agree. My wife watches it but even she remarked that for a "woman's" channel, it shows a LOT of women being attacked, beaten, raped, killed, etc.

Perhaps the ultimate female mystery is Fried Green Tomatoes.

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

Men who are unavailable. How does a guy who you wouldn't give the time of day to last week suddenly become irresistible now that he has a girlfriend?

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Well, I get up to about half the shaft in the toilet water so it is a bit uncomfortable but it's kinda like urinating in the pool when you were younger.

"That water sure is cold."
"Deep, too."

 

[hchamp]

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

Try paying for the full hour.

Recommendations?

 

[Piobaire]

The LifeTime Channel, our motto: "Women good, men bad."

To all the female hug sluts...if i have to hug you, be assured I'm squishing your ******* up against my chest hard and maybe getting a little ass grab in if it looks good. Otherwise, it jus ain't a hug.

Why are women so fixated on their bowels? If I have to watch one more yogurt commercial with the animated **** arrows going down, I am going to puke.

 

[Mark from Plano]

I hate how women are overly concerned with their clothing and appearance. They sit around talking about it all day. I've heard that some even visit internet message boards and...oh...wait, retract that whole last part.

I don't understand the dirty martini. Why pour a big shot of brine in perfectly good vodka. If you walked up to your refrigerator opened the olive jar and started drinking, to a person everyone who orders one of these would say "ew gross, how can you drink that?" Yet...

 

[JetBlast]

Why are women so fixated on their bowels? If I have to watch one more yogurt commercial with the animated **** arrows going down, I am going to puke.

I've seen about 3 of the same damn commercial on TV this afternoon.

JB

 

[calvin1663]

and ads for tampons are ******* awful too...keep them off every channel except for the food channel and lifetime

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by calvin1663

and ads for tampons are ******* awful too...keep them off every channel except for the food channel and lifetime

I agree tampon, etc. commercials can be bothersome, but nothing is as bad as repeatedly watching the animated **** arrows. I mean, who has not had sex with a girl on her period? That can be dealt with. The **** arrows are just too much for me.

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser

Men who are unavailable. How does a guy who you wouldn't give the time of day to last week suddenly become irresistible now that he has a girlfriend?

doesnt that kind of go for all things in general?

for instance,

an item being sold on here... let say , a $500 brioni leather jacket ...

it stays available for a whole week , no interest, until somebody buys it.

"SOLD thanks" is the last post on the thread by the OP.

then you start thinking, "dang, i should have bought that jacket! it was a great deal!"

 

[lakewolf]

^^^

Yes but this has more to do with the role females play on the natural selection....

See, women, are programmed to go after the alpha male. They only want the alpha male so their descendence will be superior.

For that reason, women don't want the men that are available. In their psyche if those men are available, they are not the good ones then. If they were good they would already be taken, and not by one but by several females.

Have you not seen how women are cheated by womanizers but they stick with him, even knowing he is unfaithful ?

This is the reason why.

 

[lakewolf]

Originally Posted by Mark from Plano

I hate how women are overly concerned with their clothing and appearance. They sit around talking about it all day. I've heard that some even visit internet message boards and...oh...wait, retract that whole last part.

 

[76classic]

Women who love treating their pets like humans; dressing them in ridiculous clothes carrying them in purses and leaving them 12 million in the will.

 

[kronik]

F YOU LEONA!

Small purse dogs suck.