Will this ruin my testicles?

[Joshua Arson]

Originally Posted by PG2G

If you're this worried, don't buy jeans online.

Yeah, I can't imagine what would happen if he bought the wrong size. He'd probably pop an aneurysm.

 

[erdawe]

I feel the pain of those who are forced to interact with you in person.

 

[learner]

More comedians. Very helpful.

 

[Musselma]

Originally Posted by learner

More comedians. Very helpful.

I gave you an answer, you obviously aren't listening. I could hardly button my nudies, any of them, when i got them, and now they fit great. If you can fit into a pair of 30 nudies, you could honestly get a 29 in NS, but since you're bawwwwing about how tight you think they'll be, just get the ******* 30 and be done with it.

 

[learner]

You guys have got me convinced about the 29 waist. It's just the leg that might be too tight. Someone else said that the leg doesn't stretch.

I'll probably just get the 30's to be safe.

 

[Joshua Arson]

Originally Posted by learner

More comedians. Very helpful.

What is helpful is the advice people tried to give you, that you ignored. Stop hemming and hawing over the damn jeans and pull the trigger. For someone named "learner," you're pretty effin' thick.

 

[learner]

I have taken the advice about the waist. Nobody has answered about the leg though. I'm just getting abused.

 

[Mushroom77]

The denim will stretch at points where it is being stressed. So yes, the thighs will stretch, but probably not as much as the waist. Get the friggin 30s.

 

[Souper]

neither the leg nor waist stretch that much... get the 32s.

 

[Musselma]

Originally Posted by Souper

neither the leg nor waist stretch that much... get the 32s.

 

[starcrash]

Get 38s and cinch it with a belt. Fashion forward!

 

[BrettChaotix]

 

[tagutcow]

size down 2

 

[luftvier]

It's a good way to get out of using a Condom!

"Don't worry baby! These jeans are Stryper-tight. No chance of me having any sperm left."