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Will has disappointed me.

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http://asuitablewardrobe.dynend.com/...tan-first.html

I was disheartened by this post.

Will lives a glorious life of bespoke, from suits to shoes to shirts to ties to leather bags. Everything to specifications, nothing for the common man (a positively vulgar concept if ever humanity concocted one). When Will dresses, he can rest assured that what he owns has been devised and executed exactly how he wants it.

And yet, in beach environs, he has no problem with bearing the indignity of swim trunks that are cut to general sizes, rather that to every nook and cranny of his anterior/posterior nether regions. This is no 42L/40L business. This is S, M, L, XL. This is bad. Very, very bad.

Why not purchase a bolt of nylon and have Ambrosi work his magic, with a pair of Zimmerelli of Switzerland silk undies hand-sewn inside (pickstitched to perfection) to cradle the bits and pieces during a liesurely California swim?

Perhaps something with exterior buttons for braces, high in the back and pleated twice in the front?

Turn-up cuffs at the bottom that can be unfastened to release sand and other oceanic debris and then refastened after the deed is done?

Perhaps a bespoke Speedo in Donegal Tweed with just the right amount of drape betwixt the kiwis and the inner thigh?

The possibilities are endless. But Will is happy to snatch any old pair off a clothing rack.

I don't get it. I'm saddened. For all other sartorial pursuits, there is nothing too insignificant to Will to have commissioned. But when it comes to hitting the beach, just about anything will do.

I am disappointed. Truly, truly disappointed.
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
so this thread is about your concern for Will's nether regions?

Exactly. But, you know, um...

 

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What the fuck is the point of this thread? It required way too much time and effort to list such lame drivel.
 

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Originally Posted by Chips
What the fuck is the point of this thread? It required way too much time and effort to list such lame drivel.


Totally agree. My bad, bro.
 

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Originally Posted by Chips
What the fuck is the point of this thread? It required way too much time and effort to list such lame drivel.


+1. Lame.
 

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Will has disappointed me too. I want my little silk flower thingy.
 

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Don't let the haters get you down Bull. I think this is better than jindabombing every threak like you normally do.

yes homo.
 

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Ask for a full refund.

None of that store credit crap.
 

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This does have me thinking. For somebody who never swims an nice pair of 8oz Fresco trunks might get even me into the water.
 

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Originally Posted by WhateverYouLike
Don't let the haters get you down Bull. I think this is better than jindabombing every threak like you normally do.

jindaboobing, i think you mean.


Originally Posted by Bull
Exactly. But, you know, um...



bull, this reinforces a clearly emerging forum consensus view. we would like you to go back to posting pictures of tits. thank you.
 

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Originally Posted by Manton
Will has disappointed me too. I want my little silk flower thingy.

According to the USPS, mine is winging (or rolling) its way to me.

--Andre
 

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