• I'm happy to introduce the Styleforum Happy Hour, our brand new podcast featuring lively discussion about menswear and the fashion industry. In the inaugural edition, a discussion of what's going on in retail today. Please check it out on the Journal. All episodes will be also be available soon on your favorite podcast platform.

  • STYLE. COMMUNITY. GREAT CLOTHING.

    Bored of counting likes on social networks? At Styleforum, you’ll find rousing discussions that go beyond strings of emojis.

    Click Here to join Styleforum's thousands of style enthusiasts today!

Why you shouldnt drink a lot...

AintDatRite

Senior Member
Joined
Nov 25, 2008
Messages
174
Reaction score
0
Someone got lucky at the football game... but it wasnt the husband. Oopsy. From the Des Moines Register:

Minneapolis (Des Moines Register) -- A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she'd had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn't remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.

What Lois Feldman, 38, will remember is the humiliation afterward.

"It's ruined my life," she said through tears today. "Not just the incident but the press."

Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.

"I don't know what happened," Lois Feldman said. "But I don't deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports."

Police ticketed Feldman, 38, and Ross Walsh, 26, of Linden for indecent conduct Saturday night.

A security guard who said he saw the two having sex through a gap in a men's restroom stall flagged down campus police, according to the police report.

By the time an officer arrived, about a dozen people were cheering and laughing in the bathroom while Feldman and Walsh were inside the stall, the report said.

The officer pushed his way through the crowd, opened the door and separated Feldman and Walsh, the report said.

Police described both Feldman and Walsh as upset, drunk and uncooperative.

Chuck Miner, deputy chief of the University of Minnesota police department, said officers tracked down Feldman's husband.

"I'm not sure how they made contact with her husband, but they needed her husband to help identify her" because she'd given the wrong middle name.

Miner said police didn't measure the blood-alcohol level of Feldman or Walsh. Asked to respond to Feldman's claim that she was too drunk to recall the incident, Miner said: "That's probably an accurate statement."

Feldman said she'd never met Walsh.

"I don't know who this man is," she said today. "I just found out his name in the paper last night."

Walsh wasn't immediately available for comment.

Carroll, Feldman's hometown, is about 60 miles northwest of Linden, where Walsh lives.

Feldman, who describes herself as a light drinker, drank wine at the home of family friends before the football game.

She said she doesn't remember how much she drank, but the party's hosts refilled her glass each time it was low "so I'm sure I drank a lot."

Feldman said her husband later told her he'd tried to talk her out of the game because she was intoxicated.

"He said I didn't realize it was that bad," she said.

Feldman said her husband accompanied her to the game, but their friends stayed home.

She said she remembers sitting in the stands one moment and the next "being slammed around by a cop and screaming."

"Apparently I was panicked and very uncooperative," she said.

Feldman said she "ran away" from her husband at the Metrodome after the incident.

She said a woman she didn't know offered her a ride home about 11 p.m.

Feldman said she gave her husband's cell phone number to the woman, who called Kelly Feldman for directions to the couple's hotel.

Lois Feldman said her attorney has encouraged her to fight the ticket.

"He feels I was taken advantage of in my state of mind," she said. "This is not me. We're a very good family. This shouldn't happen."

Miner, the campus police officer, said fighting the indecent conduct charge could be a long shot.

"It's spelled out in the law in Minnesota that intoxication is not a defense to any crime," he said.

Photo of Lois Feldman:
 

Neo_Version 7

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Nov 26, 2007
Messages
19,658
Reaction score
4,626
Who here would hit it?
 

Jumbie

Distinguished Member
Joined
Nov 19, 2007
Messages
4,136
Reaction score
3
Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7
Who here would hit it?

*raises hand*

Not bad for 38.
 

unjung

Distinguished Member
Joined
Sep 30, 2008
Messages
6,569
Reaction score
14
I would, but man, that sucks. For the husband. Tramp.
 

AintDatRite

Senior Member
Joined
Nov 25, 2008
Messages
174
Reaction score
0
I have a feeling she's very lucky the police put an end to it... or it couldve been a very very long trip to the restroom for her. That 'cheering crowd' outside the stall couldve quickly become participants in "Lois Feldman Does the Football Stadium"...
 

JustinW

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Aug 18, 2008
Messages
10,015
Reaction score
1,322
Originally Posted by AintDatRite

"It's spelled out in the law in Minnesota that intoxication is not a defense to any crime," he said.


And rightly so!
 

hossoso

Coward and P*ssy
Joined
Jun 27, 2006
Messages
7,805
Reaction score
173
Inclusion of a picture makes this a good post.
 

Concordia

Distinguished Member
Dubiously Honored
Joined
Oct 6, 2004
Messages
6,642
Reaction score
978
Kelly Feldman?

Not a name you see every day. Sort of like Cleopatra Schwartz.
 

BDC2823

Distinguished Member
Joined
Aug 18, 2007
Messages
4,475
Reaction score
44
Originally Posted by hossoso
Inclusion of a picture makes this a good post.

+ 1 and yes, at 38 not bad, would hit
 

Johnny_5

Distinguished Member
Joined
May 14, 2007
Messages
4,324
Reaction score
4
I would have stuffed her without question.
 

Connemara

[URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']
Joined
Mar 9, 2006
Messages
39,510
Reaction score
1,758
I didn't realize everyone was watching.
 

Neo_Version 7

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Nov 26, 2007
Messages
19,658
Reaction score
4,626
I'm sure it would've been the sequel to The Accused had some SF members been present.
 

acidboy

Stylish Dinosaur
Spamminator Moderator
Joined
Mar 13, 2006
Messages
21,169
Reaction score
1,750
I'd hit it, and do backdoor just to please the growing crowd outside.
 

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by

Featured Sponsor

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

  • 1 - 4

    Votes: 32 3.8%
  • 5 - 10

    Votes: 144 17.1%
  • 11 - 20

    Votes: 278 33.1%
  • 21 - 30

    Votes: 132 15.7%
  • 31 - 40

    Votes: 71 8.4%
  • 41 - 50

    Votes: 49 5.8%
  • 51 - 60

    Votes: 25 3.0%
  • 61 - 70

    Votes: 22 2.6%
  • 71 - 80

    Votes: 17 2.0%
  • 81 - 90

    Votes: 8 1.0%
  • 91 - 100

    Votes: 9 1.1%
  • 100+

    Votes: 54 6.4%

Related Threads

Forum statistics

Threads
429,233
Messages
9,230,812
Members
193,762
Latest member
bogyo
Top