Why GQ is bad for America

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by MANLY MAN, Jun 18, 2005.

  1. Lydia

    Lydia Senior member

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    My neighborhood is filled with men who fit this description. I have dinner with them sometimes. The average PRC male - obviously not including most who have benefited from the economic boom - seems proud of his loogie and sleeveless undershirt.

    It is almost as if this plot by the Politburo is to punish us for having gone astray from their values.

    It's interesting that, even in a joke, the Chinese are perceived as such a threat. In fact that huge group of Chinese males in whitebeaters, swilling beer, and spitting also view their country in this way.

    It think I combine the worst aspects of the macho man and the metrosexual in one. I wear tight clothing, hate beer and like fruity cocktails but I also have the bad habit of making farting noises in public.
     


  2. Teacher

    Teacher Senior member

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    Doesn't surprise me.
     


  3. surrealkiller

    surrealkiller New Member

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    I enjoy scratching my stomach and kicking ass as much as the next man, I just prefer to do so well dressed.
     


  4. Stu

    Stu Senior member

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    Men, I implore you, drink a beer, grab a girl's butt, make fake farting noises, get your ass down to the record store (that's right, no downloading MP3's) and buy an AC/DC CD or better yet a casette tape, wear faded Van Heusen slacks and stop getting your legs waxed.
    Would it be Ok if I grabbed a guy's butt instead of a girl's?
    Only if you are a professional athlete.
     


  5. JBZ

    JBZ Senior member

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    Why not REAL farting noises?

    Also, I think Chairman Mao is dead, but it's been awhile since college, so maybe I'm mistaken.
     


  6. StevenRocks

    StevenRocks Senior member

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    Victory prevailed in the Michael Jackson child molestation case. He was found not guilty. I didn't want to believe that MJ was guilty. Anyone that would do that much for kids and was that sensitive wouldn't hurt a child. I have a little faith in the American justice system again...
    I rest my case...Now pick up a 6-pack and some beef jerky, and I mean now.
    I'm standing by my opinion. Â I don't think MJ is guilty. Â Apparently, the jury agrees with me. Â The evidence doesn't prove it beyond a reasonable doubt either, which is how we do it in this country, just in case you hadn't heard. Â Since you have nothing better to do than to try to defame me with online quotes, here's one I wrote at UrbanPlanet. Â I thought I'd save you some time.
    I specifically removed the comment feature from my MJ posts at steve's blog because of trolls like you. What any of this has to do with me, my blog or GQ is beyond me.  I'm not gay, I'm not a Michael Jackson groupie, and I don't know you at all.  And I'm not going to get into a flame war with you just because you have nothing better to do apparently. Do us all a favor and take your gay-bashing, conspiricy plot filled head and leave. [​IMG]  [​IMG]
     


  7. MANLY MAN

    MANLY MAN New Member

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    ^You just wait until the Ministry of Culture bans your precious Michael Jackson albums as seditious and claps you into a reeducation camp for 5 1/2 years.

    You'll rue the day you ever moonwalked when you're dining on ground up corn husks and breaking rock at Laogai.
     


  8. MANLY MAN

    MANLY MAN New Member

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    make fake farting noises
    Why not REAL farting noises?
    Sir, I salute you, and your country thanks you.
     


  9. oscarthewild

    oscarthewild Senior member

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    I needs Manton to weigh in on these matters. Including, should one coordinate the "loogie" with ones socks? or the flip flops?

    -
     


  10. johnnynorman3

    johnnynorman3 Senior member

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    Manly Man,

    Have you ever heard of flouridated water?
     


  11. whnay.

    whnay. Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    ROFL
     


  12. Tyto

    Tyto Senior member

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    Fluoridated water, nothing: what about the vapor trails?.
     


  13. Cliff

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    (JLibourel @ June 18 2005,17:54) I had noted that Malinda had immediately deleted what I presume was the same post over on the Andy Forum. Unless I am missing the mark widely, I presume that the Manly Man's post was meant to be comical and satirical...hard for me to see how anyone could be offended by it.
    Doesn't surprise me.
    Especially in reading all these posts. I think the decision to delete was ridiculous. Must have run afoul of chapter three of the PC Police.
     


  14. Brian SD

    Brian SD Moderator

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    Hahahaha. Good post. Now I need to go find my Mint Mocha Upside-Down Half-Caff Carmel Sprinkeled Soy Latte.
     


  15. gorgekko

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    Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of GQ's pernicious influence during the physical act of love.

    Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women.

    But I... I do deny them my essence.
     


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