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Seems the Iranians would have figured out how easy it is to buy Uranium via Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc...1375564238&sr=1-1&keywords=uranium+ore+sample
Might be a Farsi or credit card issue.
Read what all the happy buyers have to say about buying Uranium on Amazon,
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732 of 771 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Iran, Iran so far away, July 16, 2013
By George Takei - See all my reviews
(TOP 1000 REVIEWER)
This review is from: Uranium Ore
Brad and I figured it would be poetic justice to tuck one of these babies, along with a DVD of hard core gay Appreciation, inside a gift basket sent to our favorite Iranian madman, ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during his last rant-filled visit to the UN. Just a small token of our esteem and thanks, you understand, for torturing and hanging those two gay teens.
When he saw from whom the basket was sent, he eschewed his normal practice of forcing captive American hitchhikers to detonate/taste everything first. We knew, you see, that Ahmandinejoke is a HUGE Trekkie and has a "very serious thing" for Marina Sirtis. (He follows her religiously on Twitter and sent her long couplets in Farsi, which reputedly rivaled the odes to Sly Stallone by the Glorious but at-last-confirmed-as-dead North Korean Leader Kim Jung Il.)
Ahmadinejihad must not have noticed the ore and the Appreciation among the tins of macadamias and specialty darjeeling teas. It was reportedly more than a bit awkward when his bags went through security at JFK. Owned!
In fact, my sources tell me the discovery triggered renewed calls for nuclear inspections, a strategic airstrike by the Israelis (which they now deny), and a surprising state visit and sleepover invitation by President Putin of Russia.
The one star reviews are pretty good too,
1.0 out of 5 stars Warning about transporting, July 16, 2010
By C.A. Lankford (Atlanta, GA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Uranium Ore
I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either.
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc...1375564238&sr=1-1&keywords=uranium+ore+sample
Might be a Farsi or credit card issue.
Read what all the happy buyers have to say about buying Uranium on Amazon,
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc...ie=UTF8&filterBy=addFiveStar&showViewpoints=0
732 of 771 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Iran, Iran so far away, July 16, 2013
By George Takei - See all my reviews
(TOP 1000 REVIEWER)
This review is from: Uranium Ore
Brad and I figured it would be poetic justice to tuck one of these babies, along with a DVD of hard core gay Appreciation, inside a gift basket sent to our favorite Iranian madman, ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during his last rant-filled visit to the UN. Just a small token of our esteem and thanks, you understand, for torturing and hanging those two gay teens.
When he saw from whom the basket was sent, he eschewed his normal practice of forcing captive American hitchhikers to detonate/taste everything first. We knew, you see, that Ahmandinejoke is a HUGE Trekkie and has a "very serious thing" for Marina Sirtis. (He follows her religiously on Twitter and sent her long couplets in Farsi, which reputedly rivaled the odes to Sly Stallone by the Glorious but at-last-confirmed-as-dead North Korean Leader Kim Jung Il.)
Ahmadinejihad must not have noticed the ore and the Appreciation among the tins of macadamias and specialty darjeeling teas. It was reportedly more than a bit awkward when his bags went through security at JFK. Owned!
In fact, my sources tell me the discovery triggered renewed calls for nuclear inspections, a strategic airstrike by the Israelis (which they now deny), and a surprising state visit and sleepover invitation by President Putin of Russia.
The one star reviews are pretty good too,
1.0 out of 5 stars Warning about transporting, July 16, 2010
By C.A. Lankford (Atlanta, GA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Uranium Ore
I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either.
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