Why Do Suit Pants Always Make Butt Look Flat?

[Pastafarian]

I'm not gay or anything... but I do have a pretty nice butt.

In a recent survey females rated a man's butt as the 2nd feature they look at after height.


Anyway, I notice on all the suit pants always hides the butt for some reason. It's the cut and the placement of the pockets. I have Zegna suits, Zileri suit and a Cerruti 1001 suit. The Cerruti suit is the only one that makes nice form fitting pants for a bubble butt.



Just curious, is this done on purpose?

 

[HPress]

Originally Posted by Pastafarian

I'm not gay or anything...

 

[Maccimus]

Originally Posted by HPress

 

[potemkin_city_limits]

No ****, but I dont think your butt is anything to write home about personally. Maybe you need to do some squats?

 

[Svenn]

maybe you don't have them slim-fitted enough... mine all accentuate the rear quite a bit. In fact, my shirt-and-trouser look is the most revealing outfit I have besides my swimsuit, probably because I got them so slim-fitted. Besides muscle-tees and skinny jeans, i might posit that slim-fitted businesswear is actually the most figure-revealing clothing in our society.

 

[potemkin_city_limits]

Just to clarify though. Im totally not gay at all. I love women. Not men. So dont think Im gay. Please. Im not. I swear.

 

[potemkin_city_limits]

Im just insecure in my sexuality so I need to point it out right off the bat.

No offence.

 

[twosnapsandgo]

Originally Posted by Pastafarian

I'm not gay or anything... but I do have a pretty nice butt.

In a recent survey females rated a man's butt as the 2nd feature they look at after height.


Anyway, I notice on all the suit pants always hides the butt for some reason. It's the cut and the placement of the pockets. I have Zegna suits, Zileri suit and a Cerruti 1001 suit. The Cerruti suit is the only one that makes nice form fitting pants for a bubble butt.



Just curious, is this done on purpose?

Those who have don't brag.

 

[Pastafarian]

Why would I brag about having a bubble butt on a forum with 99% men?



I do have a 13 inch cock though. No ****.

 

[twosnapsandgo]

Originally Posted by Pastafarian

Why would I brag about having a bubble butt on a forum with 99% men?



I do have a 13 inch cock though. No ****.

What do your dreams and vulgarisms have to do with style? Did you get lost?

 

[potemkin_city_limits]

Originally Posted by twosnapsandgo

What do your dreams and vulgarisms have to do with style? Did you get lost?

He's either going to get really bummed out and never come back, or get really into the forum and sign up for a new account.

 

[ALFAMALE]

Originally Posted by Pastafarian

In a recent survey females rated a man's butt as the 2nd feature they look at after height.


I think thats what hypersexual~homosexuals look for in a man... What is a chick gonna do with your butt? I mean, maybe if you had a strap on, but I would assume that would fall back into their hyper-**** category.

 

[teddieriley]

It's not the pants that make your ass look flat, it's your ass that makes your ass look flat. And yup, you're a ****.

 

[GBR]

Such a question suggests gay I have to say.

 

[TonyThe Tailor]

Have the back rise of your trousers shortened 5/8"