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Why do ATMs steal ATM cards?

Milhouse

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It finally happened. Friends had told me about this happening, but it never happened to me.

The ATM stole my card from me. I don't like theft. I'm pretty angry.
 

thekunk07

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was it a black ATM machine?
 

Jumbie

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I don't know.

My question is, though, why is it that whenever I see ATM I always think "ass to mouth" rather than automated teller machine? I wish I was joking.
 

RJmanbearpig

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Originally Posted by thekunk07
was it a black ATM machine?

I thought that one would have carved a backwards B into the OP's cheek. Well, carved with a wet noodle.
 

thekunk07

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^thanks for picking up what millhouse sorely missed.
 

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Originally Posted by RJmanbearpig
I thought that one would have carved a backwards B into the OP's cheek. Well, carved with a wet noodle.

I lol'd. Now i have to turn in for the evening. 'nite fellas.
 

Milhouse

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Yeah, I still have no clue what you are talking about.
 

kwilkinson

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Originally Posted by Milhouse
Yeah, I still have no clue what you are talking about.


It was a joke implying that black people steal things, so naturally a black ATM would steal your card.
 

thekunk07

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ftfy

Originally Posted by kwilkinson
It was an attempt at a joke implying that black people steal things, so naturally a black ATM would steal your card. it was done in jest. kunk voted obama so it's okay
 

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Originally Posted by thekunk07
ftfy

No. Voting Obama is never okay.
 

Connemara

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Originally Posted by Piobaire
No. Voting Obama is never okay.
Here comes Piobaire, fighting Robin Hood to the death...
 

thekunk07

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he smokes. plays basketball. is a know it all type. and had a crazy single mom. i kinda had to cross the usual party line this time.
 

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I'm sorry to hear this. Did you have a good look at the ATM?
 

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