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Why are girls so clumsy ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lpalma121, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Big Texas

    Big Texas Senior member

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    Pretending to act cool about the lamp was the wrong way to go, mang. Now she'll never learn. Next time it'll be an even nicer lamp that meets its maker. Or maybe a statue or something (you are classy enough to own numerous statues, right?).

    The better strategy would have been to fall to the floor, flapping your arms about wildly and emitting a shrill, piercing cry of pain, while occasionally petting or nuzzling the bent lampshade and staring up at the girl, menacingly, like a wild animal stricken by the loss of its cub.

    The thing is, it wasn't just a lamp. She won't know that unless you make it very clear. Drunk bitches be socially tone deaf.
     
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  2. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Luckily, you made her pay for it.:slayer:
     
  3. A Canuker

    A Canuker Senior member

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    How did this thread has not been passed to DT I don't know but it brings the lulz.
     
  4. FunLovinStyle

    FunLovinStyle Senior member

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    What you need to do is go over to her place and mess some stuff up for revenge. For teh lawls, you should be completely sober and just "accidentally" knock over everything you can. Then, start drinking, say "sorry," and leave. Bonus points if you rip her top off on your way out the door. Revenge dates are the best, second only to spite dates.
     
  5. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    or you could forget to pull out. oopsies! I'm so clumsy!!
     
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  6. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Senior member

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    Give her an upperdecker. That's a classy way of showing her proper etiquette.
     
  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    HOLY FUCK! You have just entered the same category as Ed. DO NOT GOOGLE AN UNKNOWN TERM!
     
  8. Gibonius

    Gibonius Senior member

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    That's like Class A stuff right there. Ed brings the Major League material.
     
  9. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    damn! next time the wife makes me go with her to her snooty relative's house maybe I should do this
     
  10. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    So is this the OP?

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  11. Bhowie

    Bhowie Senior member

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    Gross, why would you waste Dom P on fat chicks?
     
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    FidelCashflow Senior member

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  13. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    You're doing it wrong.
     

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