Why are girls so clumsy ?

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  1. lpalma121

    lpalma121 Senior member

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    Stop thinking like such a small-timer.
     


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    True story. I once had a girl that ripped open the corneliani shirt I was wearing, because she couldn't wait. Naturally all I could think off where the ripped seams and missing buttons while we where screwing all those hours...
     


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    I'm definitely not damaging enough things around Matt's house... lesson learned :satisfied:
     


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    Pretending to act cool about the lamp was the wrong way to go, mang. Now she'll never learn. Next time it'll be an even nicer lamp that meets its maker. Or maybe a statue or something (you are classy enough to own numerous statues, right?).

    The better strategy would have been to fall to the floor, flapping your arms about wildly and emitting a shrill, piercing cry of pain, while occasionally petting or nuzzling the bent lampshade and staring up at the girl, menacingly, like a wild animal stricken by the loss of its cub.

    The thing is, it wasn't just a lamp. She won't know that unless you make it very clear. Drunk bitches be socially tone deaf.
     
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    Luckily, you made her pay for it.:slayer:
     


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    How did this thread has not been passed to DT I don't know but it brings the lulz.
     


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    FunLovinStyle Senior member

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    What you need to do is go over to her place and mess some stuff up for revenge. For teh lawls, you should be completely sober and just "accidentally" knock over everything you can. Then, start drinking, say "sorry," and leave. Bonus points if you rip her top off on your way out the door. Revenge dates are the best, second only to spite dates.
     


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    HRoi Senior member

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    or you could forget to pull out. oopsies! I'm so clumsy!!
     


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    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    Give her an upperdecker. That's a classy way of showing her proper etiquette.
     


  12. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    HOLY FUCK! You have just entered the same category as Ed. DO NOT GOOGLE AN UNKNOWN TERM!
     


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    That's like Class A stuff right there. Ed brings the Major League material.
     


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    damn! next time the wife makes me go with her to her snooty relative's house maybe I should do this
     


  15. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    So is this the OP?

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